Happy Pride Month Dudes!!!!!!

We cannot forget, of course, the generation that has consumed dissolving packets of a basic ph solution for clout. And the previous generation who did the same with a large quantity of spice that irritates the lungs because “lol funny coughing video”.

Now that humans have photographed a black hole, we all immediately have decided we wish to eat it, as it is vaguely bagel shaped and probably a good companion to the sarcophagus juice. Imagine aliens encountering this particular brand of humanity.

Heck my dude at least 60% will be hella scared that humans will actually find a way to have a nibble of the Forbidden Bagel. The other 40% will recognize the joke in it but still be vaguely unnerved.

FINALLY! I FOUND IT!!!!!

Guys look at how happy Taeminnie is omg :(( also his backup dancers are smiling too ugh he fr brings light to all of our lives

Welp. Here’s a win.

I recently came out to my mother's side of the family who are majority conservative christians and it went much better than I expected. Like, they were weirdly supportive. I only got one comment insinuating that I might possibly be going to hell but it came from my aunt and she's dying soon anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Anyway, I'm telling them how shocked I am and that I honestly thought that they'd have more of a problem with it when my grandma is like "Well you know we've been through this before with your uncle Nicky" and I'm like "what" and so it turns out that my uncle Nick was born a Natalie, came out as a boy at 19, and my great grandma proceeded to pay for his top surgery and hormone therapy. In 1974. And I just had to process for a bit because my entire life no one has referred to him as anything other than he/him and his chosen name. I ask why no one ever thought to mention this and they're just like "tbh we forgot. It's been so long that he's been a man" This man is married. He has a wife and three kids. I ask my relatives how they went about having kids, whether through adoption or sperm donor or what and none of them know. Apparently he just told everyone that they were gonna be parents and then one day showed up at my grandma's house with a baby. No questions were asked. Just. He and his wife had a baby now and that was that. Three times. Weeks later when I finally talk to my aunt Sarah (Nick's wife) all she tells me is that neither of them have ever been pregnant and, I quote, "sometimes you just come into children". She phrased it like people use the phrase "come into money". Like children are something that just happens to you. I ask my relatives if any of them had a problem with Nick being trans at the time, saying I'd understand if they had negative feelings about it, as it was the 1970s after all. They were like "nope" and i was just like "you didn't think anything of it?" And my grandfather was like "these things happen" while the other adults nodded sagely. So I guess the moral here is that if my conservative christian relatives could accept my uncle as trans in the 1970s then there really isn't any excuse for anyone. And also my family needs to ask more questions because I'm fairly sure my aunt and uncle stole their kids.

I'm laughing my ass off at that last sentence- But I'm so glad your coming out went well! That's one heck of a way to find out you have LGBT relatives.

You take one hit of psychological damage every failed constitution check

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

NO

This is a message from past Cheshire.

GO TF TO SLEEEP.

That is all.

Aquarius, the only time I left the house at the height of my depression was to walk in the rain with a nice umbrella, bonus points for lightning at a nearby waterfall.

reblog with your zodiac sign and if you love thunderstorms or not

Yes.

My boo sent a pic today.

A good squishy.

Suction cup boi

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