The raptur
guys. guys. what are they eating in limbo town. they live UNDERGROUND. WHAT IS THEIR FOOD SOURCE. THEYRE HALF HUMAN THEY NEED FOOD. WHAT ARE THEY EATING. PLEASE. ITS KEEPING ME UP AT NIGHT.
I hate canon Bruce Wayne hitting his kids so how does he discipline them WITHOUT abuse?
(where's that post about how anything can be a punishment if you frame it as one)
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Dick: *breaks the chandelier while swinging from it*
Bruce: *hands him a broom*
Dick: Yeah that's fair.
Bruce: Also you have to use the Batman plate at dinner.
Dick: Please no, I hate that plate.
Bruce: You should've thought about that before.
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Tim: *logs into the Batcomputer without permission*
Bruce: And what do you think you're doing?
Tim: I know I've been benched but I just need to—
Bruce: Sit.
Tim: *sits down*
Bruce: *puts on The Bee Movie*
Bruce: If you insist on being down here while injured, then you're gonna watch this in its entirety.
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Cass: *blinks*
Bruce: And you think that's an excuse?
Cass: *blinks*
Bruce: We're going for a drive and I'm picking the music.
Cass: *blinks*
Bruce: Maybe you'll take this as a lesson.
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Jason: *causes a crime scene*
Jason: Go ahead, punish me. I'll still be right.
Bruce: *takes out a marker*
Bruce: *draws a mustache on Jason's helmet*
Bruce: It'll wash off in three weeks.
Jason: WHAT?!
Bruce: Actions have consequences.
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Steph: *breaks protocol*
Bruce: Go change your cape in the car.
Steph: That's not fair!
Bruce: That's the rule.
Steph: *grumbles and puts on a cape that's a slightly different shade of purple from the rest of her suit*
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Duke: *sneaks in after curfew*
Bruce: *flicks the light on*
Bruce: Do you know what time it is?
Duke: I can explain—
Bruce: Yogurt. Now.
Duke: But I don't want yogurt.
Bruce: I don't care. Go eat a cup of yogurt and think about what you did.
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Damian: *drops his fork at dinner*
Damian: Fuck.
Bruce: *pulls out a straw*
Damian: You wouldn't.
Bruce: *takes a sip of Damian's drink*
Damian: I hate this family.
Dick, eating off the Bat-plate: You and me both.
official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
🚨Emergency🚨
Help Rana’s family toleave Gaza before it too late
After 7th Oct
She (croco) tried to do a handstand, but failed
This was meant to be a quick sketch, but I got a bit bored and started to colour :3
might finish it later
She’s my daughter now
@frosty-tian , @clowningaroundtown , @clown-sip , @homemadetbhcreatures , @ao3org , any anyone else
happy worm creation my friends
tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)
My last few posts haven't had any attention at all, really. And that's been bugging me, especially since my last few posts have all been vent posts. In any case, I certainly hope people are seeing the posts. I don't really want to learn that i've been posting to empty air. Especially not when it's about such complicated things as my existential feelings regarding being on tumblr for four years (and slowly beginning to lose a hyperfixation). So my vent posts have been pretty heavy. I hope somebody sees them. Because if they don't, my paranoia means i'm probably just gonna keep reposting them until someone notices (and thereby validates my feelings). So yeah. I don't really know how to end this post now, but I guess i'm just gonna end it here for now. sigh...
Jokes on you, I don’t have my volume on when in public
I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public
Drew some of my ocs as the cats (plus Jorg)
Sometimes the technology conspires against me to make me sound crazy in my text messages.
Alt: @clown-worm-enthusiestAsk me anything about niche animated series (like dino squad, rescue bots, pls ask me anything) Pro Palestine 🇵🇸 (Minor)
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