Head Cannon Of The Day, Venus Is Always Boiling So Mercury Is His Ice Cube (part 1)

rocky planets are doooone

we did it tumblr

It's me. It's my name/j. I'm gay as those gay penguin couple

[ID: an image of ao3 tags. The text reads: “no beta we die like [crossed out text]’s heterosexuality,” /End ID]

Well tonight I turn eighteen Now I know just what you mean You can kiss me everywhere I'm eighteen and I don't care Well tonight I turn eighteen I'm no longer seventeen In the car or on the stairs You can have me anywhere

...I noticed just for now a typo...

later I'll post all the drawings on solarballs, I have a ton of them.but for now, here it is.(I want a series about the sun's birthday)

no way ppl are using ai to write ao3. what happened to being a tortured writer. what happened to blood on the page. what happened to the ao3 curse. people used to get run over, have their houses burned down, break their entire spines and they still put in the work to finish a chapter. fuck you, using ai. y’all are weak

Ive never really met anyone that thought of ribs as interesting… that’s such a shame. Ribs and the things they do are fascinating…. I think about them everyday.

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

OK, just a random thought, what if, we just smash some Vercury to the Revolution Mercury AU. Like imagine right after he comes back with X, they become friends again, then they just… ya know… 😘 (I’m actually obsessed with the ship help me. 😭)

I was already playing around with the idea of one-sided Vercury (from Venus’ side) in this au, but yeah, I see fully-fledged Vercury working here!!

After the whole X situation, Mercury finally goes back to his orbit, and everyone’s… really nice to him???? And he’s like “that’s weird, but at least it’s better than before”. But then the other rocky planets invite him to, like, hang out and stuff, and then he finds out that Venus is the one that wanted to include him, and he just… melts.

I like the idea of Mercury having a crush on Venus when they were still friends, getting over it during the billion years of bullying, and then the second he’s being nice again it comes back full-force.

Venus, meanwhile, has been pining for forever, but is absolutely shit at expressing any sort of emotion that isn’t anger, so… y’know.

Mercury rants about his crush to the moons and they all collectively agree that Mercury can do a lot better but decide to try to help him out anyway. So then we have Titan, Luna, Europa, and Ganymede all running around trying to set Mercury and Venus up while the two oblivious idiots are pining hard and Earth and Mars are just playing cards in the background.

AHHHH I LOVE THEM—

It came across me that Luna hasn't formally introduced himself to Astrodude. So here's a funny idea. What if Luna tells Astrodude his preferred name, but it turns out to be Astorwife's name too? Then Luna asks him to just call his mother to not get confused. The Moon has been widely associated with womanhood and I think he wouldn't mind being called mother.