IM LATE BUT OH MY GOSH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂🎂 - ☀️

A usual sighting of a conversation between me and @ali-the-weirdo

@ali-the-weirdo-reblogs

Do you have any SCM headcanons?

Headcannons? Definitelyyyy

(Lee and Ler SCM Headcannons hehehe♡)

Lee~

80%

•Snorty hiccup-y laugh

•Squirmy fuck

•Normally gets tkled by Guy Business or Gina

•A "AHAHAHAHAHAHANYTHING BUT THAHAHAHAHAT" Lee ngl

•Gets embarrassed by the word tickle sometimes so he uses "flutter thingy" as a replacement

•Walking tickle spot

•Will provoke you until you do tickle him

•Or sometimes when that doesn't work, he'll give more hints and try his best to ask for them

•Kicker, so watch out!

•Swears like a SAILOR

•Covers his face when embarrassed

•Hates his laughter but is still a giggly fuck haha

•ADORES little hugs and nuzzles after being wrecked believe it or not

•He scopes for SOME affection, at least

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

Ler~

20%

•Tickles Gina mostly

•One teasy man...

•"What? I'm not doin' nuthin..." fucker

•Mostly giggles along with his Lee

•Mostly gives light tickles, unless it's for vengeance (better run...)

•Sing-Songy tone. Prove me wrong

•Doesn't EXACTLY pin them down. More like a; "Haha, you're stuck standing up" or "Haha, you're stuck in a hug" Ler

•Goes for your not-so ticklish spots first before he unexpectedly goes for the kill

•Playful little man. He's like a child tickling his best friend

•Points out EVERYTHING! "Ooh it squeaks!" things like that.

•Doesn't make it go for too long (unless it's for revenge) so you're still alive

•SOMETIMES makes silly lil noises when tickling you. If you're close to him enough.

•Things like "Boop!" or "Vrooooom" ect ect

•Will give you a lil glass of water and will rub your back

•Little side hugs and will probably watch a movie with you after!

Sweet Birdy!

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--When we were younger...--

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|Lee - Kid! Jafar -- Ler - Iago|

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FT - Jessica (Jafar's Mum)

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×I HC Iago as immortal!×

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TW - Child Neglect/Abuse/Manipulation/Starvation, Animal Starvation

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"Dang it... only 5 sales today..." Jafar sighed, walking back home in his rags with Iago on his shoulder.

"We'll get more someday, Jafar!" Iago reassured, rubbing against his owners face

"Maybe..." He sighed, entering his little hut

"Mama.. I'm home!" He called out, holding his bag of coins

"Took you long enough--" Jessica said before noticing the bag of coins. "Oh, my sweet bunny!" She walked over, cupping his face

"U-Umm..." He held the coins to his chest

Jessica's smile faltered slightly. "What's the matter, Bunny?" She asked in a fake, concerned voice

"I-I... only got five sales today..." Jafar mumbled

Jessica's face turned angry. "What about ten? You said you'd get ten, you absolute disappointment!"

Iago flew up once Jessica slapped Jafar, leaving a red mark across his face.

His breath hitched, tears welling up in his eyes as he put his hand on his cheek, dropping the bag on the floor

Jessica scoffed, picking up the coins "There won't be any dinner for you, OR your useless bird!" Jessica walked away

Jafar sniffed and ran to his room, Iago not too far behind. Jafar went into his room, closing the door. Some hair was in his face as he went face first in the bed

Iago nudged his shoulder and crowed

"I'm a failure, Iago... this is useless... once *I* rule the world, things will be different." He turned to his side, facing his bird.

"Awh, cheer up, Jafar! Everything will turn out swimmingly!" Iago said, placing his beak on Jafar's forehead

"Hm.. thanks, Iago. But still... this is useless."

Iago hummed before smirking softly "Hey, I have an idea that can cheer you right up!"

Jafar raised a brow, sitting up. "How?"

Iago flew up on Jafar's lap, nuzzling his beak into the humans stomach

"Eep-! I-Iahahahago!" Jafar giggled, curling his legs up.

Iago nibbled and nuzzled Jafar's stomach more

"Noho-! Dohohohon't tihickle me!" He covered his face as it reddened

"I will and shall!"

"Eheheek-! Stahap-! Nooohoho!"

Iago flew up, nuzzling his neck now

"AHA-! WahahaHAHAHAIT! Why theheheHEHEHEHERE?!" Jafar held onto his bird gently, scrunching up his shoulders

"Not until you feel better!" Iago blew a tiny raspberry

"EHEHE NOOHO! STAHAHA!" Jafar cackled, his hair getting even more messy

Iago used his wings to brush against Jafar's ribs

"Oho my gOHOHOHOHOD! Whyhyhy the FEHEHEHEHEHEHEATHehehehehers?!" He squeaked, shaking his head

"Because!"

"NAHAHAHAT AN AHAHAHAhahahanswer!!"

Iago gasped "You dare tell *me* that I don't give proper answers?"

"YEHEHEHEHEHES!!"

Iago chuckled before flying down, nuzzling Jafar's belly button

"NOOOHOHOHO!- WAHAHAIT-- NAHA! NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!"

"Yes there!"

"PLEHEHEHEASE NOOOOHOHO!" He squealed, sinking onto his back as he covered his face with his hands, his legs kicking

"Take that back!"

"OHOHOHOHOHOKAY-! I TAHAHAHAHAKE IT BAHAHAHACK!! JUST STAHA-- *snort* NOHOHOHO!"

"Gee! You snort?" Iago laughed

"IHIHIHIHIHIHIAGOOOOHOHO!"

Iago smiled and stopped, flying upward and landing on Jafar's chest "Feel better?"

Jafar chuckled and nodded "Mhm.." Jafar yawned. He was pretty tired, it was late as well.

Iago grabbed the blankets, pulling them over Jafar.

"Yeesh... you act like a parent more than a pet.." Jafar rolled onto his side, his head lying comfortably on his pillow

"Be grateful." Iago huffed and closed the curtains on the window

Jafar giggled. "I aham! I am..."

Iago flew over, nuzzling in between Jafar's arms. "Goodnight, Jafar."

Jafar hummed, holding Iago close "Night, birdy..."

❤️End🧡

A continuation of “attack, asshole!” perchance? I know you mentioned guy business gets revenge on his lers so…/nf

Omg yessss!

Revenge, Asshole!

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--A revenge has been ordered.--

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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Guy Business|

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"You brought this upon yourself, dude." Guy Business said with a grin

"I DIHIHIHIHIHIDN'T KNOHOHOHOHOW!! *hic*" Suction Cup Man squealed, flailing his arms around

How did this happen? Well, yesterday, Suction Cup Man tickled the absolute HELL out of Guy Business. So, being him, wouldn't let that slide. So, when Suction Cup Man broke the weekends rule again, a revenge had broken in

"Well, ya should've, no? Now ya gotta suffer knowing that these fingers can go allll the wayyyyy dowwwwwnnn..." Guy Business teased, running a finger down SCM's side, down to his knees

"Noho-- *hic* wahahait!-"

Then, he squealed when Guy Business squeezed his knee

"NAHAHA!! NO-- *snort* NOHOHO PLEHEHEHEASE!! NOT THERE! NOT THERE! NOHOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHERE!! *squeal* AAAAHAHAHA!! D-DUHUHUHUHUMMY *snort*!!" Suction Cup Man covered his face

"Ooh, you're REALLY snorty, huh?" Guy Business teased, scittering his free hand all over SCM's belly

"NOHOHOHO! *snort* STAHAHAHAP!!" Suction Cup Man's face turned cherry red as he covered his eyes with his arm and pounded his fist on the ground

"Don't be so negative when you're giggling up a widdle stormmm~"

"NOHOHO!-"

"No? No what?~"

"DOHOHOHON'T--"

"I need more information, Cuppy~"

"NOHOHO YOU DOHOHOHON'T!!"

"...Was that you finishing your sentence or you answering me?~"

"DUHUHUMMY!!"

"What do you sayyyy~" Guy Business shot his hands up to the youngers underarms

"AAH--! NOHOHO! OKAY! OHOHOHOKAG! I'M SORRY I'M SO SOHOHOHOHOHORRY! JUST QUIHIHIHIHIT IHIHIHIT!" Then, Guy Business let up

"Perfect! See ya never! Eh... hopefully." Guy Business pat his head before walking off

"Ehehe... ugh... j-jeheherk..."

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(Sorry it's short... but it's what my brain could comprehend:>)

Cartman Family

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--Ep 1 - Cartman Family Tkls--

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|Lee - Cartman -- Ler - Liane|

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"Young man! This is the last time I'm going to say it! You need to be nicer to your friends!" Liane scolded, having enough of her sons attitude

"Shut the fuck up meem!" Cartman lashed back, crossing his arms

Liane gasped "Eric! You cannot say that! It's a very naughty word!" Liane scolded, moving her finger up and down

Eric followed it with his gaze, looking unimpressed

"Eric, you BETTER get your act together or else!"

"Or else WHAT meem?" Cartman asked with sass

"Oh, I've just had about enough of you!" Liane groaned in frustration at her sons disobedience

"Ugh... how do other parents discipline their kids?.. I'd never hurt Eric... grounding him won't be effective..." Liane thought before getting an idea

"Well... if you don't start listening, I'll have no choice but to punish you." Liane walked closer

Eric was a bit intimidated, backing away a little before she grabbed his wrist. Gently, but damn her grip was tight.

"...Let me go." He demanded, his voice growing called.

"I'll count to three. 1."

"Mom."

"2."

"Don't hit three."

"..."

"Mom?!"

"Three."

Once she hit three, Cartman slammed his eyes shut. He peeked out in confusion, looking at his mom. "Huh--?" Before he felt a tingly feeling on his side and Liane kneel down

"Pfft-- *snort* mohohohom!" His giggles may be ugly to some, but for Liane, it was adorable

"Awh, it's good to hear you laugh like this again, Eric!"

"Fuhuhucking stohohohop *snort*" His giggles/laughter was very snorty and squealy to say the least

"Now, you brought this upon yourself, Eric! You know mommy wouldn't hit you, so what other options were there? Besides, I see your little friend Kyle to this to you all the time when you make him upset!" Liane said with a smile

Cartmans face flushed a little more as his giggles grew slightly "You WHAHAHAT?! *squeal*"

"Yeah! Even saw Kenny do it once..."

"OHO-- *snort* YOU FUHUHUHUCKING SPYHYHYHYHYHY!!! *snort*" Cartman tried to push his mom's hands away

(I heacanon that when he gets embarrassed his laughter can grow:D)

"Now now, Eric. That's not polite." She teased slightly

"STAHAHAHAHAP!!"

"Manners, Eric." She said in a stern tone

The fat boy snorted and squealed, trying his best

"Nope!" She targeted his stomach. Oh his fucking stomach.

"NAHAHAHA-- *snort WAHAHAIT-! NOT-- *snort* NOHOHOHOHO!! *snort*" His high giggles turned to laughter

"My, so snorty!"

"MOHOHOHOHOHOM!!"

"Will you be nicer to your friends?"

"YEHEHES-! FUHUHUHUCK-- *snort* I WILL!! I WILL I WILL I WIHIHIHIHIHIHIIILL!!" Cartman held his mom's wrist, not knowing what else to do.

"Manners!" She reminded

"YEHEHEHES!! I WIHIHIHILL!!"

"Promise?"

"I SWEHEHEHEAR ON-- *snort* ALL FUHUHUHUCKING JEHEHEHEWS AND ABOHOHOHOHOVE!! *snort* JUST QUIHIHIHIT IHIHIHIHIT!!! *squeal*" Some tears rolled down his face

Liane smiled softly and stopped, letting her baby boy pant and huff as she held him

"That's a good boy, Eric. How about we get some ice cream as a reward?" She went back to her usual sweet sounding self.

"Ye... yeheah..." he sighed

❤️End💙

☆This'll be a small series of all the families in South Park! (Ones that I actually give a shit about--) I started off with Cartman since he is my favorite. Thanks for reading, Sunflower!!♡♡ Also, pardon me if some parts is offensive to some. It's Eric... I don't know what else to tell you.☆

Nvmm... posted it on WattPad bc Tumblr stinky>:(

If yous wanna read it here yous goes:3

My best friend guys❤️❤️

I might have the flu and he says this shit

Idk what more i can actually ask for--☹️❤️

People need to be fucking patient istg

Everyone's human, everyone works at their own pace

I swear if people don't start being more patient and can't keep their mother fucking mouths closed imma punch them.

SOBS HAPPILY

HES SO CUUUUUHUHUUUUUTEEEE🥺💕🫶