I Still Think The Single Funniest Thing About The Cybertruck Is That It Has All Those Security Cameras

Modern day Templar's and Assassins looking over the Edward Kenway memory footage and just being "Are you fucking kidding me? THIS guy!?", cause they cannot fathom the absurd amount of luck and audacity this drunk screw up had to pull so many fast ones on both their groups. Mostly by accident too cause he had no clue what he was stepping into and somehow ended up a legend.

that's just what being born in wales does to you

Thinking of doing a Cyberpunk 2077 challenge run using only quest rewards/starter gear. Do you think I should include cyberware in that restriction or not?

What if the assassins were at the beach then a seagull flew down to steal their sandwich?

Okay, so Imma try a different format for this one.

Will definitely chase after the seagull and stop when they've realize it’s futile:

Ezio Ratonhnhaké:ton Arno

Will definitely chase after the seagull and will not stop until they’ve caught it:

Edward (he might be drunk) Jacob Basim (Mirage)

Will not chase the seagull and would just sigh:

Bayek Desmond (fighting his Bleeds who actually wants to chase it)

Will have someone laugh at them and smack that person instead:

Evie (Jacob won’t ever let it rest)

Will chase after the seagull but fail and return another day to avenge his sandwich by creating some kind of trap or something overly complicated that is too much for one sandwich, let it go man:

Altaïr.

Very important conversations happening in the party chat

Tortuga has a Monarch-red helmet Monarch has a Tortuga-grey visor

It's official™ Forbidden Romance. Their +1 tech attack is so they can send each other love letters through company firewalls.

The Shirley Exception

My favourite fan theory about anything is "Gandalf fucked a hobbit once", as an explanation as to why he's so invested in them. Like several generations ago, purely by happenstance he just happened to encounter a fearless Took lass who decided to Fuck That Old Man and by the powers of supreme hobbit reproduction skills, the natural happens.

So Gandalf just goes "ah well fuck, gotta fix this", somehow makes sure she's arranged an excellent marriage, and pays her future husband a visit like "just a heads-up you're going to have an early, unexpectedly large and supremely excellent child and you are going to be nothing but loving and proud of your firstborn, or she is going to become a very rich young widow whose husband tragically died of a mysterious case of Killed By A Wizard, ok?"

And after that he's been visiting here and there to discreetly keep track of which ones are his descendants, and then after keeping track of all of them becomes too much work, decides to narrow down to the ones he's deemed to take after him (the ones the other hobbits think are weird, mostly) until deciding that Bilbo was his favourite. Probably has zero wizard blood in him by now and Gandalf doesn't even consider the hobbits he's been keeping tabs on as his offspring in any way anymore, it's basically a hobby to him by now.

So any time other Maiar or other immortal races notice him keeping an eye on the hobbits and ask him what's his deal with the halflings anyway, he just shrugs and goes "idk I just think they're neat."

rules for thee and not for me

Shoutout to all my fallout moots you guys are the only ones who get me. We respect Preston, Ulysess, and X6-88 in this household

this is horrible

a quick kassandra sketch