Alice Roosevelt would be a menace if she were a part of GenZ.
Think about it. She would be the first to be arrested in protests, get bailed out immediately and become an even bigger problem.
And she would actually be someone to bring attention to actual problems by discussing them at the White House.
I love her with all of my being and strive to be as big of a nuisance as she would want me to be.
"These hands may be broken, but they can still be thrown." - ChronicallyE
Vent art about joint pain
My mom: what do you think that is?
Me: Uhhhh. A White Castle?
The little man has gotten out and is now stabbing my vagina.
It feels like there is a little man under my kneecaps trying to get out
This is actually so true...
"Honey, I know my mom can be a bit much but I wouldn't call her a monster-in-law."
"No, I called her a Mobster-in-law."
*hears fait bada-bing bada-booms coming from the kitchen*
Who the actual FUCK decided that theoretical math should be a college class?
I found this amazing article about Broadway actors with disabilities and thought I would share.
Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.