When I See Someone In Public Who Is Reading A Smutty Book, I Tell Them That It's A Really Good Book Weather

TUMBLR HAS FUCKING CHECKMARKS????? BLUE CHECKMARKS????? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHHyyyyyyyyyyyyy

There was a dude who looked like Elon Musk in the ER.

To the guy who approached my dog and I at night and asked to pet her and then understood that her running away with a toy in her mouth did not mean that she wanted to play with you, Thank you.

It sucks that my body cracks like a glow stick and I don't glow neon green

Life is UNFAIR

Just finished watching the first act of Hamilton in Chicago and Lafayette in Aaron Burr Sir gave an exquisite country accent.

Anarchy, anarchy, oh, AnArChY 🤠

What’s up, bitches. My heart rate hit 239 according to my pulse oximeter today, so here’s your reminder that it’s dysautonomia awareness month! Be aware that this disorder SUCKS

So I have started a thing to motivate me (kinda)

I have a jar next to my bedroom door and everytime I have a good health day, I put a tiny piece of origami in it

My friend (@ask-and-i-answer ) wanted to do something similar so we came up with a mug and money system. The bigger the coin, the bigger the pain she had that day.

For example: a quarter would mean that she was having extremely bad pain and a dime means very little pain.

I keep seeing this picture and all I want to say is I hope he lets Leon drive him around.

For context, it was when Belle was leading a parade of small children and everyone was clapping along to Be Our Guest.

We laughed too damn hard.

"I think I heard this song on spotify"

-The cast member at Belles Enchanted Storytime to me and @chronicallye

I can die now.

Jordan Fisher said hey to me and winked.