A fic where the main character has two best friends, who are fully aware they are in a story and that they are side characters, and they are constantly arguing about how the story should go.
The mc accidentally hits the love interest with her car and decides to treat his wounds herself instead of taking them to the hospital and friend A is not having it.
Friend A: What do you mean you can 'patch him up?' Bitch, take him to the hospital!
Friend B: Let it happen. It will bring them closer together when he ends up in the hospital with an infection because her medical skills suck.
Just finished watching the first act of Hamilton in Chicago and Lafayette in Aaron Burr Sir gave an exquisite country accent.
Anarchy, anarchy, oh, AnArChY ðŸ¤
Classy badass women with family issues wear red leather jackets. It's canon.
I know what cane I'm gonna buy! (It's the only green one with a t-handle I could find) I hope this cane will help me!!
Heres a link:
Mine was Nell Jackson from Renegade Nell.
Forget 'who was your sexual awakening?'
What character or person made you comfortable coming out?
I'm not just overdramatic, I'm also overstimulated
I just clenched my butt cheeks and my back popped.
"Honey, I know my mom can be a bit much but I wouldn't call her a monster-in-law."
"No, I called her a Mobster-in-law."
*hears fait bada-bing bada-booms coming from the kitchen*
This was the sign at my dog training facility...
Mom: She is nearsighted and has a stigmatism.
Me *finger guns*: Yeah I do!
Mom *disappointed look*