Aubry Plaza And Jane Russell Have The Same Scary Energy

I want to see uncanny valley for homes. And I don't mean a bloody handprint or a leg sticking out from under the couch. I want a fireplace that is a hint too small or one too many lamps.

If it's not edible, why can it fit in my mouth?

There was a dude who looked like Elon Musk in the ER.

My mom: what do you think that is?

Me: Uhhhh. A White Castle?

Listening to EPIC on shuffle is always a gamble. Just got Hold Them Down followed by Survive.

The worst thing about school is it makes me feel like my health problems need to come second. Even with a 504 plan, I still end up falling behind and have to force myself to suffer to get things done.

Living with chronic illness means learning to use your left foot to drive (while on a busy road alone in the car) because your right leg became extremely painful to move.

@ask-and-i-answer a Disney wedding will be amazing!

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The Cha-cha Slide and Cupid Shuffle ain't have NOTHING on The Time Warp and you can't change my mind.

I was in the ER overnight and didn't get home untill about 5:00 only to be told that my blood work is normal and I should follow up with my specialists.

That's how my life is going.