"hi there, you on the table" --um NO, mark s. YOU on the table rn. lock the doors
"Why is Mark S acting like a dick omg he's so mean" I don't know how to tell you Deadwife McRepression doesn't have the best trauma responses
Messmer The Impaler. I want to know everything about him ðŸ«
it's 2021. future me shows up and says that Zoolander is going to make the most peak tv show in the history of the world. i laugh. it is 2025. i am vomiting my guts out and digging my fingers into my eyes after woe's hollow and trojan horse. the hallucination of ben stiller that smiles down at me every time i break out into tears over markhelly and markgemma and irving and dylan and milchick demurely waves away my snotty, miserable gratitude for creating severance. i feverishly count the seconds till friday.
Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?
The back door is always unlocked for when you want to come home. | James 1:22-24🪻| "At the bottom of the well, my round head is no longer funny [...]"
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