#loki

Person A: "I love you"

Person B: "Thank you" *Smiles*

Person A: "That wasn't the answer I was looking for"

Person B: "Thank you very much?"

Person A: "Are you kidding me!!"

"Here we go Howie, I’m gonna touch your plane" - Shane Madej (from bonestiltsmadej)

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

made a cute little lockscreen last night after playing around with picsart and medibang lol

✨ please reblog if you use, don’t repost, and don’t delete my captions ✨

Goodbye,my almost lovers

Y/N: I don’t date older men, and you're older than... all men, I think. Alucard, please, leave me alone.

Alucard: Darling, technically, I’m not a man. Haven’t been one for hundreds of years. Besides, I could be a woman if you'd prefer. Do you like older women?

Y/N: What...?

Alucard: What?

People from the hood going to the American Institution of Magic and saying things like “yo what’s good ma brotha” and “AYYYYYE I KNEW MY HOMEGIRL WOULD BE UP IN THIS BITCH” and all these stuffy wizards are baffled by them (ravenclaw)

Kay I love JD for some reason. Help.

// Hey, friends, I just had someone try a fishing attempt on my blog.  If it wasn’t a bot and instead a real person: back up, creep.

That being said, apparently this is a thing that has happened before to other people, and I’m grateful for my suspicion.  If you get a youtube video (one by C.rosa R.osa in my case - apparently a favorite for this) randomly sent in as a submission, and you see some name with a sketchy h.otmail email address linked to it, DO NOT CLICK ON THE EMAIL ADDRESS.  The video is just a link to y.outube, yes, but the email link is not.  It is a fishing attempt and will lead you to a blank page.  Fortunately I looked this up before I did anything, so joke’s on you asshole.

This is so incredibly random, and I’ve never had this happen before, but it weirded me tf out enough to make a post about it.

Anyway, again, for that person who submitted that - get the hell off of my blog and off of tumblr.  Ridiculous.