Dude Seeing These Mega High Quality Images Of The Surface Of Mars That We Now Have Has Me Fucked Up.

Kay I love JD for some reason. Help.

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

Hufflepuff: I challenge you to a pun off!

Gryffindor: Puns aren’t funny…

Hufflepuff: … what about you?

Slytherin: I would, but I don’t think you could stand the PUNishment.

Hufflepuff: … Ravenclaw?…

Ravenclaw: Wow, you got played by a PUNk.

Gryffindor: *Groans*

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *High-five*

friend: you should watch that

me: i definitely will!

narrator: she never watched it

hey gamers

Veronica: Man school sucks.

JD: I know, right? We'll go on a murder spree, blowing up high schools all over America. They will realize the truth, that high schools are nothing more than breeding ground of the ignorant and intolerant assholes that will one day rule our world.

Veronica: What the fuck JD?

Lotería

Person A: who the fuck ate all the sour punch bites

Person B: *nervously* idk dude

Person A: hmm

Person A: *kisses person B*

Person B: wh-what was that for!?

Person A: blue raspberries… so you DID eat all the sour punch bites!

Person B: *crying* they were just so good!

XD

The Night Espresso Lovers starring Tom Hiddleston and Hugh Laurie