Is It You, Fish? Are You The Cozy Furry Girl?

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

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So my friend Night expressed a general desire for help with profiles, and I figured I’d go ahead and whip this up! I’m no anatomy master or anything, but this is stuff that helps me quite a bit, so I figured I’d share… even if I have no idea how helpful it actually is. Writing tutorials is hard! Ah well, I hope it can be of some use.

I’m out of Malevolent content to read/look through and I feel deprived of a basic necessity. Send help.

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

Actually, yeah.

fuck it, at this point im just gonna buy myself a cupcake anytime my shit parents misgender me

Haha, does anyone want to read a little thing I wrote?

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

The bees in my head are a buzzing so I bring yet another WTNV headcanon

So obviously Cecil is very much so not human, and I like to think that he doesn’t technically need to do human things to survive like eat or sleep. I feel like as long as he can do the radio show he can keep on going, if he goes without radio though he starts to not do so great. Adding on to that idea though I think that Carlos absolutely does not know this, and when they moved in together Cecil was too anxious to admit that he doesn’t eat all that often so he just started eating every day because he didn’t want to worry Carlos. And Carlos, being the wonderful boyfriend that he is, starts packing lunches for Cecil to take to work because I feel like Carlos is one of those people who shows affection via food y’know? So all of a sudden Cecil just starts showing up to work with like themed lunches like those people on TikTok make.

Later Cecil discovers that while he doesn’t need to eat food to live he suddenly feels so much better because his body is actually getting nutrients and as it turns out even eldritch radio hosts can benefit from eating their veggies

(Also I think when Carlos was in the Desert Otherworld Cecil went back to rarely eating only this time he was well aware of how horrible he felt because of it because his body had finally gotten used to you know not being incredibly malnourished. Carlos notices how the fridge is completely empty when he gets back and how nothing in the kitchen has moved at all, he doesn’t say anything but he absolutely makes sure that Cecil never goes a single day without at least one home cooked meal ever again)

Honestly I know we joke about "that's his boss" and Guillermo technically not being Nandor's employee for a few seasons but I genuinely believe he ISN'T. Like, textually. If I recall, Nandor never actually re-hired him after relieving him of his service in 3.08, or again in 3.09, Guillermo just kinda Stayed. Like he's straight up not his familiar anymore.

No, because I do this and I’ve only gotten called out once and I ended up getting out of it and convincing them they’re all just centrist ideals.