What In Thine Fuck

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He’s the billionaire we asked for

I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.

I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂

Got any fics celebrating Peter's birthday? :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER!!

On this blog, we ignore canon saying that Peter is technically ‘dead’ in the year 2019 and celebrate by reading some fluffy birthday fics!

ENJOY!

HBD Loser by forensicleaf

“Up and at ‘em, champ! Otherwise you’re not gonna have time to open your presents before school.” May wiggles her eyebrows.Presents?Peter feels a smile creep across his face, and May’s own widens in response. He’d almost forgotten.“Happy birthday, honey,” May says, pressing a kiss to the top of his head. Then she ruffles his hair, laughing as Peter rolls his eyes and pushes her away. “Now come on. I made breakfast.”

a very, merry unbirthday by ciaconnaa

“What’s all this, huh?” Peter asks. His eyes don’t leave the table as he wanders over to stand by where Tony is sitting, wrapping him in a gentle hug and pushing his head into his chest. Tony smiles before he tugs gently on the sleeve. Peter gets the message and leans down, allowing Tony to kiss his temple in greeting.“You threw me a birthday party,” Peter accuses, smile going all dopey.“An unbirthday party,” Morgan corrects. “Like in Alice in Wonderland. For all the ones you missed!”

birthday gifts by sapphire stark

“You didn’t have to get me a present, though. Really, you already do so much for me -” Peter started rambling, and Tony smiled inadvertently. “Yes, and I’m about to do even more - because I want to, kid. Really, Pete, we’ve had this talk before, haven’t we?” He reached across the lab table and ruffled Peter’s hair. “Hey!” Peter ducked away, laughing. “Okay, fine. As long as it’s not super expensive, or rare, or dangerous -” Tony’s eyes twinkled in suppressed laughter. God, that kid was too precious for this world.“…It’s all three, isn’t it?”

messy chocolate frosting by ImBadWithWords

Swing by the Tower after work, I’ve got some gear for you, the text reads. The phone buzzes again a second later. Happy b-day, squirt :). Peter smirks and stuffs it into his bag before his boss notices.

Young and Sweet, Only Seventeen by TheHotdagaIsTrueArt

It’s Peter’s birthday!

Surprises by xxx_cat_xxx

“What happened, kid?” Tony asks, stunned. Peter is pressing a rag against a wound on his ribcage, which seems to be the main source for the blood, but it’s all over his body, some drops have even made it to his hair. “I thought you went to sleep, not crime fighting!” -or- All Tony wanted was a peaceful night to work on Peter’s birthday gift. But his kids make sure that this doesn’t happen.

by writerllofllworlds

“You ever tried to escape?”

Peter chuckled. “Yeah. Lots of times I end up back here, brink of death. Though, twice Tennison was so impressed he let me have extra dinner and no experiments the next day.”

“Wow, kiddo, living the luxurious life, huh?” it was astounding how quickly they’d fallen into a comfortable companionship.

“There was a guard who helped me once,” Peter’s smile dropped with his volume. “But he had to leave. They never found out he helped me. I was hoping…”

He trailed off and shook his head. “Well, I guess I’ll just have to hitch a ride with you when Captain America comes to bust you out, huh?”

Tony’s heart jumped. Oh, kid, if you knew just how much I wished for that. “Yeah, I guess I’ll let you come along. Only one stowaway allowed, though, you hear me? No weird mutated turtles or rats or something.”

Peter laughed again, and for a moment the cold cell felt warm.

Words: 18638, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Gen

Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Richard Parker, James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Steve Rogers, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James “Bucky” Barnes, Nick Fury, Quentin Beck, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Pepper Potts

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Pain, Whump, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Irondad, spiderson, Pure Peter Parker, Precious Peter Parker, Protective Tony Stark, Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark “Dad”, tony stark is a dad, Canon-Typical Violence, Torture, Dehumanization, Electrocution, Waterboarding, Death, Referenced depression, Suicide Attempt, Alternate Universe, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Tony Stark Lives, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Hurt Peter Parker, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, no beta we die like men

This cat.... is now my favorite cat

Oh god the queen is coming?

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

by MyDestinyIsWritten

When Peter gets hit with a haywire piece of alien tech on a mission, he turns into a child. The Avengers have to learn to take care of him and get him back to normal.

Words: 1314, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Bruce Banner, James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Clint Barton

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Tony is a good father-figure, the avengers are a big family fight me, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Kid Peter Parker, Peter is a Little Shit, Protective Avengers, Domestic Fluff, Domestic Avengers, we need a world where they were all a family an ALIVE

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