by sad_yeehaw
“I have an announcement to make,” Tony said, getting up from his chair and shushing everyone around him. He was situated at one head of the table, and some of the avengers noticed the empty spot to his left, but didn’t question it. “Tonight is a very special Avengers Family Dinner™, since we have a new member joining us. Underoos, please come out of wherever you’re hiding, please.”
When Mr. Stark finished his sentence, Peter did a backflip off the ceiling where he was hiding, and landed behind Tony, making a few people jump. His mentor smiled and stepped to the side, pushing the teenager in front for everybody to see.
He was a bit intimidated by the amount of eyes on him, but he still needed to introduce himself. He swallowed hard and started talking.
“Um… Hi, everyone. I’m Peter Parker, but you might know me as Spider-man.”
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peter is invited to the avengers family dinner, which is pretty eventful, to say the least.
Words: 790, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Series: Part 1 of the spiderling meets the rest of the team
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: M/M, Multi
Characters: Peter Parker, May Parker (Spider-Man), Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Loki (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), T'Challa (Marvel), Vision (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel), Scott Lang, Hope Van Dyne, James “Rhodey” Rhodes
Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner/Thor, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker & Thor, Loki & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Shuri, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker, Clint Barton & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Vision, Wanda Maximoff & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Sam Wilson, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker, Scott Lang & Peter Parker, Scott Lang/Hope Van Dyne, Peter Parker & Hope Van Dyne, Peter Parker & T'Challa, Peter Parker & James “Rhodey” Rhodes
Additional Tags: woah that was too many relationships and characters, that took me a while, whatever, okay, this is the first fanfic i have written since 2015, when i wrote shit on wattpad, Hopefully it isn’t too bad, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Parent Tony Stark, morgan doesn’t exist bc i can’t write small children, I’m Sorry, Precious Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, BAMF Natasha Romanov, BAMF Peter Parker, BAMF Bucky Barnes, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Not Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie) Compliant, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Not Spider-Man: Far From Home Compliant, i can’t tag, How Do I Tag, this is gonna be bad oof, tony nat and loki are alive because i said so
loki’s “evil plan” in the first thor movie is literally like one of those expanding glowing brain memes it’s so fucking roundabout and funny
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A cool technique for time management.
So… *checks box*
Talking about trees, any other ADHD coping mechanisms we’d like to discuss today?
look I know this is sappy and cheesy but u know when a character loses control of their power or they’re possessed or w/e and their s/o shouts their name running towards them and then they stop their rampage and let their s/o hug them,, like that’s good shit
Say it with me folks:
“Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires
middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire
“The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)
Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money
Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip
Constantly feeling guilty helps no one
Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.
Upper middle class is NOT rich
Black Lives Matter
Trans rights are human rights
V.E. Schwab’s advice on creating memorable characters.
tom licked jake’s hand. reminder that tom is 23
The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.
legitimate fucking lifehack: discord server literally just for yourself to keep track of stuff over devices. links. reminders and checklists. all neatly divided into categories. search function and dates. why didnt i do this earlier oh my god.