Just Finished Episode 38 And I Am Not Okay. Firstly, The Completed List Of Nicknames:

At the behest of a few friends, I have started watching JJBA. I was told I am able to watch it whatever order I want, so I've started with part 5 and I am currently on episode 10. Here are my nicknames for these dudes so far with the actual character names courtesy of said friends:

1. Boob window twink 1 - Giorno

2. Boob window twink 2 - Buccerati

3. Piss kink twink - Abbacchio

4. American flag boi - Mista

5. Swiss cheese - Fugo

6. Mathless - Narancia

7. Yogurt cheese bowl - Fromaggio

8. Pickle Rick - Pesci

9. Mafia daddy - Prociutto

10. Mellon boy - Melone

11. Emo jester - Risotto

12. Devil fruit - Ghiacchio

13. Italian ice cream - Gelato

14. Rich people ice cream - Sorbet

15. Nylons - Trish

16. Pigtails - Illuso

17. Torao 2.0 - Jotaro

I'd very much like to be blessed by the money snake

AYO SHANKS STANS HOW WE FEELIN???

I bought a platypus plush from Berlin whom I've named Susan

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Love this 💛

The Hearse

Follow the afterlife's carriage,

Down the winding roads and through each eerie passage,

A melancholy pilgrimage, weeps and prayers fill the air,

Solemn people on the mourners' trail, all with woeful stares,

They embrace the beauty of decay,

A beautiful, lamentable display,

In the final reveal, it's Myself they see confined,

It is me that they grieve for, and the life I've left behind.

- Kat Hollow, 5/5/2024

"Seeing Cale suffer is my guilty pleasure."

No. No it isn't. Why would you feel guilty for witnessing our lord and saviour Cale-nim go though immense suffering to defend the rest of the world(s)? If you didn't see it then nobody would know of his magnificent deeds. Nobody would be able to compose ballads in his honour, craft sculptures or write accounts of his various heroic feats. Nobody would join our glorious religion, Caleism.

Watching Cale-nim suffer isn't a guilty pleasure, it's just a pleasure.

61 summons and I still don't have mammon's 'Overflowing Feelings' UR+. 61 fucking summons. My entire savings of demon vouchers gone. Dissappeared. You know what I do have though? 10 OF SIMEON'S 'A SWEET APOLOGY' CARD! I DON'T NEED 10 OF THOSE! I DONT EVEN NEED ONE! I just want mammon.

I am so fucking normal about them. I swear I'm not foaming at the mouth, you're just seeing things I swear-

Okay, just finished episode 25 and I put the wrong pieces together to make the right puzzle if that makes sense? I remembered that a few episodes ago I saw emo jester using screws or smth to stab a guy in the hand and then the eye. Then a couple of episodes later mathless was eating soup and the spoon disappeared for a bit right? So I message the gc and say 'omg does the emo jester have metal powers' and then I get a 'Wtf what episode are you on?!?!?' And I say ep 22 and they ask how I put that together so I said what I thought plus the fact that emo jester was the only member of the hitman team that team boob window 2 hadn't dealt with and then I got a 'lol that's not him' but then I asked if he had metal powers and I got confirmation. I also apparently figured out one of his special moves? And it has something to do with blood control. Keep in mid that I've seen about 5 minutes total of this dude and I've apparently figured this out. So I am certifiably a genius.

In other news, here are the next couple of nicknames:

18. Valentines day but yandere - Boss

19. Squidward - Squalo

20. Femboy - Tiziano

Trish's stand is fucking awesome and so is boob twink 1's. I will also begrudgingly admit that piss kink twink has a cool stand as well.

Last things: I am deeply in love with Buccerati, I'm annoyed at Swiss cheese for not going with everyone, mathless is my son, and pesci is baby.

At the behest of a few friends, I have started watching JJBA. I was told I am able to watch it whatever order I want, so I've started with part 5 and I am currently on episode 10. Here are my nicknames for these dudes so far with the actual character names courtesy of said friends:

1. Boob window twink 1 - Giorno

2. Boob window twink 2 - Buccerati

3. Piss kink twink - Abbacchio

4. American flag boi - Mista

5. Swiss cheese - Fugo

6. Mathless - Narancia

7. Yogurt cheese bowl - Fromaggio

8. Pickle Rick - Pesci

9. Mafia daddy - Prociutto

10. Mellon boy - Melone

11. Emo jester - Risotto

12. Devil fruit - Ghiacchio

13. Italian ice cream - Gelato

14. Rich people ice cream - Sorbet

15. Nylons - Trish

16. Pigtails - Illuso

17. Torao 2.0 - Jotaro

Musk wishes he could be as awesome as I am