Old Gods Are Waking

Silly ninjago headcanon

After the island, every now and again the ninja will get backlash from the purple lightning just like twitchy. It doesn’t happen often. Like maybe once or twice every two months.

They’ll be having a conversation and then lightning spews around them and they completely forget what they were talking about.

This has led to pretty awkward moments. One time Jay and Cole were playing a video game and Jay was losing badly but Cole suddenly had a spike (what they ended up calling it) and completely forgot what he was doing.

Another time Jay and Nya were talking about plans for their next date but Jay gets a spike and just starts the conversation all over again, much to Nya’s dismay.

PIXAL has dates marked for the most likely time a ninja will get a spike. She may or may not have pranked the ninja when they forget a conversation and she tells them something completely different from the conversation they were having.

Random disorganized Ninjago headcanons (beware there is Hotwire ((Pixal x Kai)) stuff near the bottom)

• Kai can play electric and acoustic guitar, he’s better at acoustic guitar though due to using his dads to play for Nya when their parents disappeared

• The ninjas love languages are all bullying each other affectionately

• How they play the game chicken, Cole, Jay, and Kai will sneak into Wu’s room and will have each other drink suspicious sounding teas, first to back out/not be able to continue drinking the teas will have to take the other twos chores (they almost never get caught somehow)

• PIXAL can somehow find anything if you ask for her to search for it. When the ninja lose something, they’ll always go to her to find it.

• Zane and PIXAL have a grudge against the coffee bot (there’s no reason why, they just hate her.)

• Jay needs glasses but refuses to wear them as he thought they were a hinderance to inventing cause they’d always slip off when he was testing.

• Cole is the only one out of all the ninja that can walk through a haunted house and not scream once, scare actors do startle Zane enough to scream but Cole sorta just laughs at the others misery and forgets that he should be scared too.

• All of the ninja fear PIXAL

• Kai is the kind of person who’s really smart but shows off as lazy, impulsive, and cocky. (Think like Ranpo Edogawa or Rio Nakamura)

• Nya can beat almost every ninja in an arm wrestle (Only people she cannot beat is Cole, PIXAL and Lloyd)

• Cole, Kai, and Lloyd are aroace I don’t make the rules

• Every Friday, Cole will go to Shintaro with a gaming console and a spare tv to play video games with Vania (and even some of the guards)

• Everyone but PIXAL and Kai have fallen for scams once in their time as a ninja.

• Wu says he doesn’t have favorites, he does.

• (cough cough, it’s Cole but Zane is a close second)

• Lilly and Libby (Cole and Jay’s moms) have trained beside one another under the guidance of Wu, Lightning and earth elemental masters were born to be close friends

• Jay has microwaved a gummy pizza, a metal bowl, play dough, a plant, and a cheese stick. He was banned from using the microwave without permission

• Cole gets his poor cooking skills from his mom

• After season 11, Wu had two favorites

• (it’s cole and Pixal, Zane is still a really close second)

• Nya and Zane trust Lloyd to be in charge more then any other ninja when they’re gone

• Kai and PIXAL bicker a lot and about anything and everything.

• These arguments almost always end in Nya and Zane having to separate the two by force with them screaming at each other

• “THE ANSWER IS ONE YOU IGNORANT TOASTER!” “THE ANSWER IS SIXTEEN YOU BURNT HOT POCKET!” As Zane and Nya drag the two of them away in opposite directions

• Zane has a detector to tell when the ninjas bickering is gonna turn into property damage.

• Jay and Lloyd team up to prank the other ninja, the only ones they haven’t been able to get yet as a duo was PIXAL and Kai (PIXAL cause they don’t dare to mess with her and Kai because he saw through Lloyd and Jay’s pranking habits when they first met and has been able to avoid them since then)

• Because I am a ruthless Hotwire shipper, PIXAL and Kai tend to fall asleep next to each other on long road trips or after tiring missions and yes they lean on one another, yes the other ninja have taken photos.

auto suggest bewilders me

I thought of this at 1 am and couldn’t get it out of my head

Also never heard of shading in my life

but guys have you considered.

The blood god is actually Mumza, Phil and Techno worship the same goddess of death who goes by multiple names

local teen struggles to hit stationary object with sword

as an archer and an artist this is actually hilarious

archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another

JUMP UP KICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN

Finale: Harley & Ivy VS. Kai & Lloyd