Clowntownusa - Me And My Jesties

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Forget genders, which hot topic are you?

Me me me I want

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

it’s the second of July 2022! HAPPY 10 YEARS!!!

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This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

I HAD to draw this dude I’ve loved him ever since I got into the series. He is my jestie 

reminder that this is a pro choice blog, because access to a medical procedure shouldn’t be a debate, and if you think otherwise, fuck off

HIIIIIIII!

as it gets colder and we are now in autumn i hope you have a SCARY time. i hope its full of BLOOD and BONES and KILLING with your friends. i hope you wear CREEPY sweaters and drink HELLISHLY HOT chocolate. i hope you have an EVIL time crunching the DEAD leaves

Look at him