What if you were a METH ADDICT, who came from an ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD, and then you decided that you wanted to TRY AND BE GOOD (OR/AND FIND NEW DRUGS), so you went to a shady lab in MALAYSIA, and then you kinda DIED, and then you RESUSCITATED with GODLIKE POWERS, and some shady Russian blonde presented you with ADOPTION PAPERS, and saved you from your crushing evil alter ego depression with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP-
SO! In honour of the new year, I've decided to spend more time doing what I love on social media! I'll be making new blogs for some of the stuff I like! And probably an art blog! I wanna update the whole tumblr to get more of the vibe I'm going for this year, and I hope to make some more friends along the way :] PLEASE REMEMBER WE ARE A SYSTEM AND THIS IS STRICTLY MY [THE HOST] BLOG
will be tagging all my fandoms, perhaps see if we have anything in common?
yeah you gotta take 8 swords and stab your problem!!
love pulling the 8 of swords in the "Solution" card position
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
The Avengers 2012 era was the best time ever in the fandom
Thor loves pop tarts, Clint lived in the vents, Bruce and Tony did science together, Steve was the mom friend of the team and did art in his free time, Natasha was cool aunt of the team, Loki was there too and a bunch of other characters like Peter, Sam, Bucky, Vision and Wanda all lived in the Avengers tower together
It was a much simpler time where everyone in the fandom was chill and having fun together
oh no… what is that? it’s coming straight towards us… who is that? it’s no one…it’s nothing… oh god.
me: i wanna talk about my ocs
someone: ok tell me about your ocs
me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them
Surprise
Happy birthday Technoblade <3
mothers day was awhile ago. but he deserves the recognition anyway. +bonus aftermath
Peter, not slept in 2 days and on a minecraft binge: no, no Mr. Stark dont turn the lights off or else the mobs will spawn
Tony, standing by the labs light switch: the who