Why are they twins
"FISH. PEANUT. OCEAN. YOU." - My 4 year old brother after I told him to shut up
Me when in exactly one week I'll be performing for an audience of 1,200
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Try killing yourself ๐
Here's a rough sketch of my friends and I two years ago today cosplaying Aph England, France, and America. Would've drawn something cooler (and better) for new years but I procrastinated.
It's the witching hour and.. what's this?? My window is open..?? Oh gee.. I really hope a sexy french vampire doesn't appear and bite me or anything... That would be terrible.............
If you cal girls nmes Hannah 'banana' you need to keep that same energy and call girls named Nicole 'tadpole'
I wonder if people make small talk during prostate exams. I feel like it would be awkward if nobody said anything
Will never forgive myself for watching banana fish because I thought it was a cute show that'd cheer me up during a depressive episode
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