You Fuckers Thought I Forgot About Elf Practice Didn’t You?

he needs a swag transfusion stat

omg I love what you’ve done with your gender

People who object to trans people being in fantasy are wild. As though some silly-hatted alchemist wouldn't simply invent Almazar's Gender Fluid in an afternoon and distribute it to every dungeon chest in the land. It's Common on the loot table and half the goblins drop it. You can brew it yourself with three mushrooms and eight snail shells. It sells for 1 copper at the merchant because the supply is so abundant. You fool. You melon. You absolute buffoon. The limits of what you are willing to imagine are an epitaph you wrote for your own freedom.

Capypril Days 7 (Space) and 8 (Silly)

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Your favorite paldean pokemon were designed by the same person!!!

everyone bow down to megumi mizutani, whose greatest hits include but are not limited to:

SLITHER WING SWEEP

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

Okay, okay. But what nickname would you give Grafaiai?