Different Stories Resonate With Different People

God's away on business

(A diptych of Saw portrait studies vaguely in Disco Elysium style for no real reason other than I like drawing them in scratchy angular shapes.)

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

Deku: You’ve been bound by your father’s chains for too long. You deserve to live your life for you now, rather than for him. You’re entitled to feel how you need to feel because he’s controlled everything about you your entire life. You’re your own person and you deserve so much love. Make up for the time you’ve lost and do what feels best to you. Forgive him if you want, or don’t. It’s your decision because you’re in control of your own destiny now. It’s your life, not his

Todoroki: Thank you. But what toppings did you want on the pizza?

Deku: Pepperoni

Me and guy:*breathe next to each other*

My straight friends:oh my god, you guys would be so cute together!

Me tired of their bullshit 'cause they know I have a girlfriend:

All the cyberpunk in one post! I still have quite few more in the works but I wanted to put these ones up for now

BRO I CANT AFFORD ANYTHING

Lady Dimitrescu

AU, where Riptide looks like this

happy birthday to the ONLY character in bnha!!! this season is ur time to shine you rowdy king!!

*commercial voice*: do you have abandonment issues? Trouble trusting others? Or are you a homosexual in a very homophobic family?

Well shit, me too homeslice!

Life fucking sucks, huh?