Dr Who’s On First, Doctor Strange Is On Second And Doctor House Is On Third. Theres No Way Theyre Getting

*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy

DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”

sorry i can’t come i’m too busy hurting my own feelings over nothing

Paying for the fire department stops neighborhoods from burning down. It prevents suffering.

Paying for health care for all would help our communities. It would prevent suffering.

Get it?