Bartender: Thanks For Stopping That Bar Fight, Spiderman. Can I Get You A Drink? It’s On The House

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

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1 month ago

Of course! And don’t worry, he doesn’t bite

I like to think that Tim used to respect Jason, but once he came back to life and Tim actually got to meet him, all of it went out the window.

Never meet your heroes because when you do you find out they enjoy pistachio almond ice cream, sleep with a stuffed animal and have a chocolate chip cookie addiction

6 months ago

I usually imagined it as pure ambrosia being like flour and ‘watered down’ by mortal ingredients when baked into cookies for the demigods. And nectar as something akin to water for the gods and have a similar texture and viscosity while being much more potent than ambrosia-made snacks. 

So we know ambrosia (and nectar) are highly taste subjective in pjo because they’re something that connects to your emotions and flavor preferences

But what about the texture?

Cause from what I remember of the descriptions of what ambrosia looked like in the books it would probably hit every wrong texture button in me

This is a camp FULL of neurodivergent kids there’s gotta be at least one who prefers nectar cause ambrosia has a bad mouth feel and vice versa

2 months ago

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆


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1 month ago

It's been 6 years, huh?

2 years ago

Over thinking: part one

Technically speaking, if human start out as an egg, we hatch inside of a mother and then be birth. Humans could technically be reptiles and we would never know, like a scale less one-

(THIS IS A JOKE-)


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9 months ago

Oh fish of marble,

what do you have to say?

You shine like pearls

Lost in the deep.

And there’s secrets

You long to keep

Like why are you

surrounded by the deceased?

Or stuck in place once more?

How do you light up the room

Where you stay under the false water roof once more?

Marble fish,

Oh how I wish you could answer

But you’re as still as the star next to you.

(Here’s said marble fish)

Oh Fish Of Marble,

(He’s under a glass table, btw, for context)


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3 months ago

Poisons.

I had a few weird special interests, okay!?

Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference


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