Gonna Start Referring To Periods Like That

Gonna start referring to periods like that

The Curse
The Curse
The Curse

The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!

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2 months ago

Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.

Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.

Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.

Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.

If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.

Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.

Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.

Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.


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2 months ago
drawings of link from twilight princess.  1) concentrating and a little frustrated, he is binding his chest with a roll of fabric while midna floats in the background, bored and waiting for him to finish. 2) he holds his chest and cries from the pain of binding all day saying, “owieeeee…”. midna looks concerned for her friend and tries to comfort him 3) midna gets an idea 4) midna whispers the idea to oocoo, who looks surprised  5) link stands in front of a mirror, beaming, marveling at his newly healed chest, having just had top surgery done by oocoo. midna and oocoo hold the mirror up, looking proud and happy for their friend to be in his own body.  6) wolf link, belly up, showing off markings that match the top surgery scars on his human form

the transgenderfication beam hit the second tower ft. ooccoo top surgery

(part 2/ redraw of this)


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3 months ago

I think it was a terrible idea for an English teacher to give a class of high school students a blank sheet of paper and then tell them that each person has to come up with one line of a poem that will end with "We're brave and strong. This is where we belong!"

Anyways, here's the results:

Six-Seven

The woods are off limits to a curious child

The stories tell of a violent presence

A story of a man most wild

A man named Steve

Steve lives in the woods with wild dogs

Dogs with a harrowing presence about them

Dogs with a hungry appetite

Dogs that feast on curious children

Dogs that are always watching from the shadows

Steve went into a cave at night

Don't mine at night

Cause if you do

The ones who watch will be watching you

The one thats watching you goes by the name Herobrine

The cave is his home

His hiding place where no one dares to go

Known for kids sudden disappearance In the dark, deep below

Parents go down there to try to get clearance

A sight to see

Its dark like the park

Hit the arc in the dark

Quick to embark on the arc

Dropping the teachers lounge

Chilling on the couch

Making parents proud

Writing a useless poem

Making everyone frown

Big stinky fart

On the fortnite battle bus

We're brave and strong. This is where we belong!


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2 months ago

If you have ever met a slightly irritable chicken, you would not doubt that they are related to dinosaurs. Those little fuckers want your blood. Don't even get me started on peacocks-


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2 months ago

Whoa. It's fish doorbell season


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2 months ago

If you could insert a single bad word/replace any word with a bad word anywhere into Epic, where would you do it and what word would it be? One of my personal favorite options is:

"You are playing with thunder

For a man full of shit"


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