The Only Ones With A Brain Cell.

jason to the batfam gc at 3am: @ duke @ babs this could be us but u playin (by the old mans rules) :/

duke: god i wish that were me

babs: im the girl in red who knew that had to be done

duke: im the girl in brown pretending to be shocked in case she’s caught on camera, so she can just say she was forced to participate and is left off the hook

jason: damn you’re good thomas

bruce: you know we can all read the groupchat right.

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

“Get in loser, we’re gonna make Bruce regret adopting us”

- Jason Todd to one of his brothers, probably

best of tim drake

whatever u say timmy

squeamish bourgie whiteboy is also my stripper name

radicool

TIMOTHY!!!

lmao what a nerd

exemplary parking sir

Jason’s birthday present

Steph: Hey Dick, I was looking for a birthday present for Jason, and I need some help.

Dick: Oh sure! Let’s see, he likes..

Steph: oh no, I don’t need advice. I just need you to put me in touch with Zatanna.

Dick: umm why?

Steph: I’m not going to tell you and ruin the surprise!

Dick:.......ok steph. I’ll call her and have her meet up with you. I don’t know why, but I have a bad feeling about this but I’m going to trust you.

*on the day of Jason’s birthday. Opening presents*

Jason: *picks up an envelope and reads it* hmm from stephanie. Just an envelope? Come one steph, you could have done better.

Steph: shut up and opening it. You’ll like it.

Jason: *opens the envelope, pulls out a small piece of paper and reads what is on it out loud* “One free curse. Cash this in to Zatanna and she will put a curse on someone of your choosing. One time only offer. Curse cannot be applied to stephanie.”

Dick: Steph I trusted you!

Jason: *tearing up* I-I love it! Thank you steph this is the best gift ever!!! This is the standard for all of my gifts from now on.

*eventually Tim becomes cursed and can no longer make a left turn for 3 weeks*

jason todd, the robin who gave the hard-hitting political commentary.