Mandatory Super Bowl Post Bc Everyone Around Me Is Pumped So I Want To Spread The Good Vibes~~~

Alright so at the bar the bartender called Moskovskaya (the well vodka) "musky" so I asked if that was a reference to Muscovy or just the demonym "muscovite" and he was like "dude it's well so idk if it's even Russian and Musky is easier to say when drunk" and I was like "I will take any opportunity to bring up Russian history and this is why I'm sitting alone at the bar."

w e r e h o u s e

Two months ago, a werewolf jumped to bite you as you were entering your house; it missed and instead bit the door frame. Now, every full moon, your 1,800 sq ft, 2 bedroom, 2 bath home turns into an 800,000 sq ft Amazon storage facility.

"Be comfortable in your own body" b*tch I *am* that unrealistic beauty standard everyone's talking about

Y'all need a little Jaya Juice.

3D printing but it's with snakes

Join the red terror

We have zefir and basic human decency

I mean they kinda have to call themselves central. It wasn't like there was a clear way to distinguish west from east for like 40 years /s

honestly is there a single thing thats more hilarious than “central europeans” insisting with all their might that they are not eastern european

This is the reverse of getting a tattoo of the word chicken noodles in a different language

I’m so frigging socialist that I buy King Arthur Flour for humane reasons

next to my high school there is a house that puts up inflatables for every season/holiday. they have introduced the summer inflatable. it is a rocket with “USA” on the side. my american teenager brain thinks “yay fireworks!” my marxist leninist brain thinks “imperialist nuclear warhead! I must destroy it to defend the motherland!”