Love My Commie Boys ❤️‍🔥🥵🔥🚩🚩🚩

Alright so at the bar the bartender called Moskovskaya (the well vodka) "musky" so I asked if that was a reference to Muscovy or just the demonym "muscovite" and he was like "dude it's well so idk if it's even Russian and Musky is easier to say when drunk" and I was like "I will take any opportunity to bring up Russian history and this is why I'm sitting alone at the bar."

important issue: tw/cw function to block ads on social media??? gore, starvation, disease, animal abuse, etc. are all COMMON images/posts on my feeds. Yes, I am politically active, but I do not want horrific content on my socials when I am not specifically looking for it. If I have to see one more puppy in distress in a cage while looking through wholesome memes...

fact or crap zoomer edition: fax or cap

I was raised thinking eating raw tofu is normal and I still like it with ketchup

There's no such thing as unbearable cold, there's only unsuitable clothing.

if you hate winter you havent found the right winter coat yet. a good winter coat will change everything

I’m free. I’ve wanted to be independent for at least 14 years.

Wait, now what?

next to my high school there is a house that puts up inflatables for every season/holiday. they have introduced the summer inflatable. it is a rocket with “USA” on the side. my american teenager brain thinks “yay fireworks!” my marxist leninist brain thinks “imperialist nuclear warhead! I must destroy it to defend the motherland!”

Let's go

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

Is this about ww2 or am I just hyperfixating

One of my favourite genres of supernatural horror media might be described as bear-poking horror.

Basically, it’s horror media where the supernatural threat is a known quantity. Everybody – or at least everybody who’s involved – knows what it is and what it does, and there’s a specific, known, easily avoided act that will incur its wrath. All that’s necessary for nobody to get eaten is for nobody to do that thing. Typically there isn’t even any benefit to doing the thing, so there’s literally no reason to do it.

However, in spite of all that, absolutely everyone is going to die, because some fucker went and poked the bear.

Why, oh why did they poke the bear.

maybe we should write historically accurate plays that have mostly BIPOC in them rather than just casting them as white (and mostly very problematic) characters?