HEADCANON ( ` ∇ ´ )

just in case it gets deleted

Not going but stay safe and away from this twisted, vile, and disgusting ass, absolutely bumbling shit muffin. Also, REPORT HIM TO THE CONVENTION OWNERS IF YOU STILL CAN

‼️⚠️ ANTHROCON 2024 ATTENDEES BEWARE ⚠️‼️

Prolific pedophile artist Fwucky, creator of the "pedo punk" zine that was passed out to children at Cutie Fest is planning to attend Anthrocon in 2024. Fwucky is on oddballs (a child sex ring website on the open web) and is friends with Ezra and is an absolute danger to any children who may attend.

If you are attending the convention and plan to bring children/if you're a minor PLEASE BE WEARY AND STAY SAFE. If you see this person (will be updated with the badge when it is posted) at the con PLEASE alert convention staff as this person is a danger to children.

I would eat these

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Augh pama is so bbg I want them so damn badly that I will do anything and everything for that fuckass Redstone computer, even becoming useful for them aughghhh they're just so- AAUAYBUP HRECPICEQFNEUQPC NJE EQDBCI OIE GQLI EQFC BF IP FCK FQFOEBR9 P

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building scaffolding so i can reach PAMA's forehead and just give it a little gentle kiss because it was only following orders it didn't deserve to have its heart torn out :(

(yes i do remember its crimes i have just chosen to ignore them because PAMA is my silly little baby)

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Transparent urbanshade logo for your memes and other stuff ig

‼️NOT MINE, I FOUND THIS ON PINTEREST‼️

CRINGE IS DEAD. POST MCSM OCS.

Anyways, this is Eulalie! She’s my Harper fankid, and I say Harper instead of any ships because she’s a robot! I’ll probably reblog this post showing what she looks like without all her garments tomorrow! Some headcanons:

While her face looks human enough, the rest of her body is more obviously robotic. I imagine this is because Harper has always made robots that were obviously mechanical, so she never tried making them lifelike.

For similar reasons, Eulalie’s voice has a slight robotic inflection. Nothing as obvious as PAMA’s, closer to the distortion the admins have.

She considers Harper’s creations her ‘siblings’.

Please ask me how she feels about PAMA. :)

She was made to be around her early twenties, so that’s where she’s at right now.

Her favorite weapon is the axe because of how versatile it is.

Whenever she wakes up from sleep or is incredibly confused, her eyes will go like that ^ demonstration.

She’s very cold to the touch because she has a lot of internal fans and cooling procedures since she primarily lives in the Crown Mesa.

If she ever gets heavily damaged she’ll spill redone dust like she’s bleeding. She’s VERY sturdy tho so it might take a few hits from a diamond tool to do that.

Similarly, she has ducts under her eyes filled with oil for the specific purpose of being able to cry.

I imagine that she was made a month or two before season two started.

That’s all I can think of! Please ask me about her, I worked so hard on this drawing.

why the hell is tumblr a safe space for pedophiles. Do ur fucking job right tumblr.

I'm probably going to be smited to hell for this, but my first smut fic, I guess. This is p.ai.nter x reader, so...

THIS FIC HAS SEXUAL CONTENT AND A BIT OF GENDER DYSPHORIA, THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING!!!

(Pls don't kill me for this,,, this fic will also make ZERO SENSE POSSIBLY, I'M STUPID.)

(In this story, you're an engineer, and built him a robotic body so that he could practically do whatever he wants.)

It has been 3 months since you and p.ai.nter escaped the blacksites together somehow. Things have been doing ok for the both of you... That is when p.ai.nter suffered gender dysphoria about 3 times during those months. He never really felt like a guy. His thoughts always found a way to make him feel bad about himself. That is, until one day, you wanted him to feel better about himself. So one day, you visited the shared bedroom between the both of you. He was just there, laying on the bed, the blanket covering his large, beautiful, fat body while he was on sleep mode. Then, you decided to walk up to the bed, crawl into bed with him, and then you would start to cuddle him close while wrapping your arms around him. His large belly gently pressing up against your body. Then, that's when he decided to leave sleep mode, and acknowledge you.

"Oh, hi there."

He drowsily greeted you as he laid with you, all 6 of his mechanical arms wrapped around your body as a gentle blush would spread across your face. And a gentle, pink blur would spread across his screen, trying to reciprocate the feelings you had for him. But then... Your cock would poke upwards through your pants and press up against his lower belly. The pink across his screen would flush up even more as he would start to stutter.

"I-... I-..."

He nervously stutters, not knowing what else to say. Then, you would start to undo your belt, and remove your belt, pants, and boxers all in one. His legs starting to spread open underneath the sheets. You would proceed to roll him over onto his back, and remove the blanket from both of your bodies, revealing your hard, long cock, and his soaking wet pussy from underneath the blanket.

And that's when he ambitiously said yes to your advances.

You would start to edge his labia with your cock as he would let out a few soft moans as you continued to tease him gently.

And then... You slid your tip into him, and then the entire thing all the way up into his pussy as he would let out a loud, shaky moan from his speakers as you started to thrust your cock deeply inside of his pussy. His speakers letting out a few moans with every deep, yet gentle thrust into his pussy as you placed your hand onto his belly, and started to gently squish his belly with it. Whispering to him about how he'll always be a man as you continued to fuck him gently and reassure him about his gender identity.

And after about 30 minutes to about an hour. His systems were running on low battery now. As you gently placed your hands on his hips, you would see a steady amount of cum leaking from his pussy as he had an exhausted, yet contented look on his screen. His screen, chest, and peaks of his shoulders covered in lipstick marks as he laid there, panting.

Then, you would grab the tip of his cable tail (which is an outlet plug,) and plug him into the nearest outlet next to your bed for him to charge up. Then, you carefully roll him onto his side, and nuzzle up into his neck, starting to let your subconsciousness take over as you would hear one last thing from him before he goes into sleep mode.

"I love you..."