Me Slinking Over To Fanfic.net Like A Depressed Teenager Visiting Their Lesser Liked Divorced Parent

Some of you were never freaks against your will and it fucking shows.

gonna be a big one under the cut

laios and kuro would be best friends...

literally who is doing it like gritty, icône de l'extrême gauche américaine?

Trying to teach myself how to sew/make dolls to create my dnd character as a doll

rip beef you would’ve loved Chappell Roan

>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw

Today, we mourn Bernard Hill (King Theoden). May he rest among the halls of his father 😔