Falling For Solomon A Little Harder Everyday... Sigh

Diavolo's new sprite looking good

Barbatos: I wanted to have a good day today.. but no. Body horror.

Mc: Are you okay-

Barbatos: there's an eyelash in my eye.

I fell sick and I wanna die

I liked Barbeel bc it sounded like Barbell (like a weight), sorry that was that was my b :')

"sorry that was my b" Did you come up with the ship name pal 🤨

But- Barbeel IS cute and it DOES sound like barbell I noticed that aswell while making the post but its awkward to say innit? It doesn't sound like a name (When I say it my tongue just ends up saying barbell anyways,,)

Ship names were originally supposed to be the name of a fanchild... , like Barbatos and Beelzebub would have a child and the kids name would be their ship name, atleast that's how it works in the old days =w=!!

The names are supposed to sound like real names atleast vaguely or be cute enough for it to not matter.. Example A, Barzlebub. Which is both cute AND sounds like a name, like I could easily imagine some demon kid that looks like a mashup of Barb and Beel with that name :3, while by contrast Barbeel is lazy and sounds like something you'd name a fish species-

Why are there no Diavolo and Barbatos domestic fluff fics??? Why does every fanfic with them have to be either them doing the horizontal tango or being sadistic evil bastards??? GOD I just want caretaker Barb I just want them to talk to each other and do stupid cute shit I'm so tiered of porn I just want substance fuck- I'm gonna have to write it myself no plea

This cant be that rare of a pairing?? so many ppl agree that Barb raised Dia but no one does anything with it waahhh

Version one <3

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Version two <3

I feel like people forget that the type of person that would actually legitimately become a surgeon is the furthest type of person from a normal individual, I'm never surprised when I hear stories of them doing fucked up shit, a normal surgeon is as rare as a dog that meows

I could swear I remember a nightmare news story ages ago where a surgeon just got so frustrated that he threw a little temper tantrum in the middle of a procedure and deliberately obliterated a whole organ or bone or whatever he was working on before storming off. Does anyone remember this and what it was or what happened after that

He is coming for you, do not resist

he's eepy

Love this headcannon

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-gay

That concludes today's instalment of Sundrop Headcanons!