Young Justice 98 : Cats !

When I reference something from a previous fic my current fic. Or I was able to make a connection to two plot points without any planning whatsoever:

guys my links are being weird. but i posted a new fic about peter parker being a chauffeur in gotham :p

whistle in the dark by corpseoforchid on ao3

i wanna do trick or treating. turn on your asks plslslsslkss

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

the bill is going to be crazy 😭😭 all i can think about is how long the receipt will be

More Peter in Gotham 'cause I had a thought

After a mission

Red hood: I need a drink, anyone else?

Nightwing: Only if you are paying!

Red Robin: I have reports I still need to finish.

Red Hood: Okay, and you Spider-man?

Spiderman, a minor still: Oh! Uh, I'm not-

Red Hood: Come on, it will be fun! Besides, we rarely see you outside of fights!

Spider-Man: Ye- yeah, sure I guess..

Red Hood: Awesome! Let's go!

Later

Red Hood: He's 30 shots in, wtf!

Nightwing: Give 'im ten more! Has ta start kicking in some time!

Spider-Man who can't get drunk thanks to his fucked up dna: Ah, no thanks! This is already going to cost a lot..

Red Hood: I don't care how much I have to spend as long as I can get you drunk!

Idk. This was a stupid thought 💀 I might delete this later

The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀

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Comes with labels

Batman's for Batman Day

the guys at r/fuckcars doing the lord's work

Every member of the batfamily owns a shitty old Nokia phone.

They all dropped their much more expensive modern-day phones from a few stories up mid Vigilante-ing at least once and now they're no longer allowed to have their Good Phones on their person during crime fighting.

At least one thug has been domed in the back of the head by a Nokia lol

cassandra cain ur so famous

The only adult Dick knows in this manor is Bruce, beside Alfred that now is busy in the kitchen. So, with a ripped Robin cape, little Dick waddles to Bruce in front of the Bat computer.

"Dad– ehm, Batman i need my cape fixed."

Bruce looked at the ripped cape, "go get my sewing kit."

this happened several times til he decided to get rid of the cape in his new costume (yes, the discowing).

years later, Dick comes back to Bruce, who's sitting in front of the Bat computer. he holds Damian's ripped cape.

Dick smiles as he walks to the tired bat, feeling deja vu. he touches his chair, "Dad, i need Dami's cape fixed."

Bruce looked a little surprised, then he's smiling. "you silly," he takes the cape from Dick. "go get my sewing kit."

more years later, Dick gets a seat in front of the Bat computer. he's tired and worn out. taking off the Bat cowl, he looks down to his ripped cape.

"Dad, i.. need your cape fixed.." he sighs in between the silences, "... I'll go get your sewing kit."