Did Phil Say October Or December Tonight Please I Have To Know

Okay guys the imagining it is getting a little too serious. When will we get to live it

I watched it at the gym today because they were on the stream while I was doing my cardio on the treadmill (it overlapped perfectly tbh). And I can certify that this feeling of “oh god this is my circus” is immensely magnified when gym bros and really pretty fit girls are glancing suspiciously at your screen, upon which two twinks in turtlenecks are building owl slides and touching each other’s shoulders and wearing giant papier-mâché Sim heads

watching dan and phil on a public livestream really is like oh yeah that’s my circus. yep and those are my monkeys!

you don’t need to imagine it anymore

Respectfully, as a born and raised Texan, I did not realize that dnp and bucees lived in the same world and this greatly disturbs me

I say this in the most loving way I can but what is wrong with them? They post a video being too close for comfort, literally in each other’s spaces touching way too much, than they go and post a photo of them doing a couples costume with the caption “ineffable husbands” I can’t stand them

SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL (does anyone have a recording of the song PLEASE)

Is this anything

Update: said straight fiancé is still going on about how hot Sister Daniel is the day after

Took my straight fiancé to tit and when Sister Daniel came out my fiancé went “oh my god. He’s HOT. Look at his legs” so needless to say Dan and Phil are continuing their legacy of turning people gay

saying "you missed the memo" on reading out a question asking how to get over a breakup is the most fucking quintessential not-quite-a-hard-launch thing they've said so far

Getting ready for tit tonight and for the first time in my life I feel like I can dress as unhinged gay as I want and everyone will like my outfit instead of staring suspiciously at me