I’m Team Kittywater, Not Because I Ship It, But Because This Fandom Has A Habit Of Humanizing The Most

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

If you're a marauders fan and you bash James or Lily, you're not a true marauders fan. They are the reason for the marauders, they are it, they are everything. Remus, who? Regulus, who? Sirius, who? Mary, who? JAMES AND LILY

Walburga's portrait in a rage all the time

But Euphemia's portrait gets angry in one situation: when her boys are accused of incest, because she knows for sure how many children she has given birth to and she's absolutely sure that Sirius is a member of her family, not because he's her son, but because he's her son's husband

harrowhark “my whole existence is the result of 200 dead children, i am the product of sacrifice and have to live with the guilt of that everyday. i am in love with a corpse and i puppet my dead parents around so i am not alone. i cannot take another loss” nonagesimus

gideon “i gave my life for you and you didnt even want it, even worse you refuse to accept it, wasting my sacrifice. you lobotomized yourself to forget everything i did for you—you refuse to embrace the life i have provided you over and over again, and now im stuck as a reanimated corpse” nav

and

coronabeth “i am sick with heartbreak and jealousy that you didnt murder and consume me, your other half, refusing to let me join you on your journey forwards, instead giving that honor to some dick they assigned us. I am dejected and maimed” tridentarius

ianthe “you are the last person i would kill—i would kill myself first without hesitation rather than lay a finger on you. i cannot live without you and i could not live myself if i was the one who removed you from this world” tridentarius

chussy (plural)

thank you @antarescamusxo !!

@whowhatwhenwhereandwhynot @del-stars @sirius-blacks-official-girl

Tag game!!!

Make yourself with this lovely picrew<33

I also put this as my pfp bc its just so cute agsgsfsfs

Npt!!: @faeyells @losver07 @dutifullynervouscreation @woefulstar @butterli5 @dont-turn-left @lil-nerd-who-likes-hot-people @andreainlove @starlit-syncopation @cool-lesbian-is-here @emo-remus-lupin @everythingsbetterunderthestars @jam-pots

I’ll rare pair my way through every single series

here’s lesbian luke, cuz he was serving femme realness in those chanel boots

dinluke is butchfemme spread the word !!

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Dykes

happy lesbian visibility week; i made obiwan and anakin butch

being a gaylor in the swiftie community prepared me for being a prongsfoot shipper in the marauders fandom

who said that 🫣