I Came Across That Post Where Someone Redrew The Cougar Diva With Piercings But They Gave Her The Disney

i don’t know out of what hole kittywater came from, but i will become a shipper if it means loosing the hold jegulus has on this fandom

u are like papa

James is like guys help me pick an outfit because he's finally scored a date with lily and the others already know what outfit to choose but they still make him wear the tightest fits he has first so they have an excuse to admire his bulging biceps and fat ass and touch his body to "adjust the clothes". He remains oblivious to the leers of course.

James: alright, how do we look?

Peter: dunno...turn around for us?

James: oh yeah! [Turns around]

Remus: (groan) Merlin, that is criminal

James: what? Does it look bad?

Sirius: Nope. I think the colors are clashing this time. The pants look fine though

Peter: really fine

Remus: so fine

Sirius: let's change the top then [passes the smallest shirt you've ever seen]

James: okay! :D

everyone has a crush on James bc I said so

never getting over it. reghabi and cobel being pitted against each other as they climbed lumons corporate ladder, two genius women, spiteful and determined. finding solace in each other, matching each others frequencies. cobel telling reghabi about her mom. reghabi peeling back lumons layers, realizing how irredeemably horrible it is, thinking cobel will be by her side as she tells her her plans to quit. cobel being promoted to severed floor manager, growing distant from reghabi, believing she's sacrificed too much to walk away with "nothing". reghabi quitting, cobel never hearing from her again. until petey kilmer dies, and the rumor spreads that he reintegrating. and cobel knows. you see it you see it you see it

I have a love/hate relationship with the Marauders because. James Potter? People like you are the reason I used to hate going to school and I need you to know you are NOT funny. Sirius Black? You're with James Potter. Remus Lupin? You're like the spineless husband in AI-generated Reddit stories where everyone in the comments is telling OP to leave you. Peter Pettigrew? I've read the Harry Potter books.

But also ha ha I'm going to make some wizards KISS

wet cat

for the fandom that loves drarry and jegulus, and complains that the female characters (and sapphic ships)—specifically lily evans—dont get enough love, theres barely any noise for narcissa x lily

the slytherinxgryffindoor, black family drama, foils whos love for their sons saved the wizarding world

black cat, rich girl and academic weapon muggleborn bond over their estranged sibling dynamics and want for a family to protect and love

the tension between present narcissa and snape (especially when she has him form an unbreakable vow to protect her son) when they both wanted lily but fumbled it to protect themselves

the angst when draco comes home complaining about the potter boy—who, just like in narcissa’s life, lily is hidden within, not in surname but in the eyes and the heart.

the extra weight it puts on the scene where narcissa defies Voldemort in telling him that harry is dead. my son is safe so i will give you the same favour, lily.

both lily and narcissa marrying into families notoriously loud and opposing on the wizengamot—marrying young to the pretty and popular, but also asshole boys from school

narcissa watching draco complain about how harry is dating the cool jock, and then much later watching her son mourn his dead lover

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sometimes i think about how harrowhark decided not to kill herself because she fell in love with (the personified soul of) The Earth and then i want to throw up