Nothing Like The Horror Of Realizing Your Middle School Writing Is Forever On The Internet. Anywho. Moving

I love living alone because I can laugh as loud as I want

Not by blood, but by spirit

wait, you're telling me that there are people who don't constantly overthink every single thing they do? Dang. Next you'll say there are people who don't lie awake at night and think about every cringey thing they've ever done

I think I’d be a good krill. I’d kick ass at being a krill

Keep your head up, my dear

I am a beast. I was born from other beasts, and I will die a beast. It’s in my nature, in my blood.

You are yours are creatures. Gentler hands, tender embraces. You took me into your nest, feeding me along with your own young. But it’s clear I will always be a beast. My paws dwarf yours. My movements are less graceful. My eyes carry something different. But you love me all the same. And I love you as my mother.

I am a beast, but I am your beast. Loyal to you and you alone.

It's because you're always doing those damn ann bibs

Do you ever find yourself mourning what has not yet come to pass?

Be patient.

Do y'all know that song that's like the Sophia the First theme but also a little bit like the bridge from Love Shack (B-52s) and also like the Fairly Odd Parents theme? Asking for a friend