I'm In The Club (coffee Shop), High Off Perc (decaf Coffee), With Some Shades (blue Light Glasses) On

I wish I had infinite cookie

IT WAS COOKING BY THE BOOK FROM LAZY TOWN

Do y'all know that song that's like the Sophia the First theme but also a little bit like the bridge from Love Shack (B-52s) and also like the Fairy Odd Parents theme? Asking for a friend

I'm glad we're friends. We're silly, we're awkward. But I'm so glad you're here.

“It’s okay lol I don’t care” - bitch who cares so much her bones hurt

Wait. You mean to tell me they named a animal "pee cock?" 🤨

Hey, there’s always next year, right?

Remember. We are not running away. We are retreating strategically

Something is twisting around my ribs and gripping my tongue. It's sitting in my throat. I can see it, but it won't talk to me. I don't know if it can.

Could a depressed person do this?

*shaves my legs for the first time since October*

Children are to be seen AND heard.