What The F

It doesn’t even have to have romance whatsoever bro

Just the three who opened the series up, no ships, no strings attached.

Chapter 431 should have ended with a wholesome scene between Bakugo, Deku, and All Might. The three character we were introduced through the beginning of bnha. The characters who opened up the series for us should be the very same characters who help us wrap up the story. That would have felt more satisfying than to have the epilogue wrap up with making a ship canon.

Tim genuinely tweaking while trying to convince the batfam that bruce is alive

dont hit men!!!!

dont hit women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

wherever you are

Meet

Dry rice

I am a fan of Shigaraki and Natsuo ship for many reasons but what is their ship name? I still don't know.

I've seen already:

- Shiganatsu

- Natshig

- Diamonddust (thats actually pretty cool)

Someone write this from Tokoyami’s pov please-

heyy can i request texts with hawks after a hero with a shadow like quirk is helping tokoyami with dark shadow so she’s kinda taking him away from hawks and how he would react, that’d be so funny to imagine. then hawks understands better why tokoyami spends time with you, you’re not so bad after all. thank u so much!!

heeyyy thank you for this silly request this feels like tokoyami and his divorced parents sharing custody HEHE

family fun // hawks

and they’re all named patrick 😭

I’m Christian and this should probably offend me but this is kinda funny ngl.

How tf did this conversation come to be

and why tf do whores steal lemons

why

you’re making lemonade or eating them raw u whores?

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

my firm and very sincere belief that the wayne family initiation orientation docket has many points, and addendums but the one on the top is:

"Don't start shit with Duke. God as his witness, he won't start shit but he WILL end it. "

and why?

because duke doesn't give even half a fuck, he can and will e v i s c e r a t e you.

Jason steals the last cookie? "no wonder your mom sold you out, you stupid bitch. not even death could bear you so you're back trying to make the rest of miserable. loser bitch. i'll crowbar your fucking face."

Tim makes a snarky, harmless joke at his expense? "Your mom probably drank that poison in Hawaii to get away from you. The constant flying about wasn't enough. She needed to get off the literal existential plane. all those times you thought you're a burden and no one loves you? you were right. fear toxin aint showing you your worst fears, its showing you the fucking truth. loser virgin. get the fuck out of my face"

so on and forth. Not even Bruce or Alfred are spared. Duke won't know proportional response if it hit him in the face. Regularly, daytime villains send batman complaint letters (!!!) about the signal, because damnit they're just robbing banks, no need to bring up their mommy issues into it??? with Duke, there is no passive there is only aggressive. You won't think it, looking into his warm brown eyes and his lovely, easy smile. but you will know it. by god, if you start shit, you will know it.