Inaccurate Batfam Quotes #30

saw another barty boob jumpscare on the beast world circuit. mashallah, he’s in his beauty king era 🥹🥹🥹

Okay but could you imagine

Sherlock going to Hogwarts durring the chamber of secrets???

"John? John, did you hear that? Another petrification! Brilliant!"

"Bloody Idiots. All of them."

"It's obviously Tom Riddle. My own Moriarty. Exellent."

"John! Hurry up! You don't want to miss the outcome. It'll be quite the specticle."

"Is Expelliarmus all Potter knows to cast? Oh wait, was that an Confundus? Well, it appears the dog learned a new trick."

He will sass all the professors, even the great Harry Potter himself.

Ravenclaw, obviously. John a Slytherin, not a hufflpuff for those who think it. He joined in war hoping to make himself useful as a doctor and prove himself, even so still killed people and continues to look for trouble after he retires. Don't be daft, it's obvious.

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

I’m sorry… did you just call my boy a Twink?

I mean- true, but it’s canonically said.

Batfam Jingle bells: Rewritten... Again.

Jingle Bells!

Batman yells!

Jason Todd is dead-

Dick is fired-

Tim is Tired

And Damian is mad.

OH!

swinging through Gotham-

looking for some crime

Gonna make some criminals

shit their pants tonight.

Scaring petty thefts.

defusing a bomb-

Joker has outdone himself

and now Timmy is gone-

OH!

Jingle claps

Batman snapped

That's a lot of kids-

Oh my god

please help this man

he might have an addiction-

OH!

Jingle hoes

There Grayson goes

wait- nevermind he's back

Tim's health at steak

he needs a break

so let him hit the sac

OH!

Jingle fun

Dami's done

but he loves them nonetheless

Jason shot

Batman "I think the fUCK NOT"

so he's the dissapointmenntttttt

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!

it’s ween

Me emerging from my room, complaining, and going back.

Is it just me?

Does anyone else answer 'unknwon number' calls, just in case it's Nick Fury.

No thoughts. Only adult Bart.

Plz- his E Y E S. He’s so pretty??? Gorgeous boy. Best Boy. Reckless? Yes. Smart? Also yes. A little violent? Always. Love him so much 🥺