Bart: Wally, you are now Australian.
Wally, sighing deeply: Why is that, Bart?
Bart: You know what a Wallaby is?
Wally: ... *Another heavy sigh*
Bart: *goes onto explain what a Wallaby is*
if you run, you'll run right back again
Same tho👌👌 I'm always hit with them Hamilton existential crisis'
“what do you think about when you daydream or get distracted?”
nothing. my head is just a running loop of the hamilton original cast recording
Hi, and welcome to my Ted Talk.
Today on top 10 underappreciated relationships in DC
Bart Allen and Rose Wilson
They need more recognition cause this-
This is the content we deserve
don’t mind me, i’m just thinking about hal with kind of curly hair.
Bart, trying hard to be the distraction: I'm so sorry about this. It's my assistant that makes all the reservations, and she's been under heavy medications. She was recently diagnosed with Parvo.
Bad guy: Isn't that a dog's disease?
Bart, watching Tim sneak behind the desk: Yes, yes, it is. My assistant is a Golden Retriever. Adorable, but dim. Her whole keyboard is just three big buttons. She has very large paws. I should have fired her years ago, but she's a rescue and I just didn't have the heart.
June 22, Hartley Rathaway's Birthday
Batboys as D&D Races...
Dick: Bard-- obviously-- and Genasi, since he's decended from Gypsies.
Jason: Paladin Tiefling.
Tim: Warlock Kalashtar.
Damian: Elvish Assassin Rougue, class Eladrin for his unpredictable behavior.
Me emerging from my room, complaining, and going back.
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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