Craving-carving

Scientific Method

by James Tadd Adcox

Picture the ocean. No. Picture the entire thing, all at once. You are not doing it. It’s okay. One day something terrible will happen, and I will not be prepared.

Chappell Roan on The Late Show

does anyone know how to make a desicion

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

Girls had to put up with a million “teenage girls cut themselves for attention” jokes only for men to turn around and say people care about our emotions lol okay

GOTTMIK // 'a tail & two titties' runway ❥ rpdr all stars 09X03

kill 'character did nothing wrong'. nurture 'character did everything wrong and i was whooping and cheering the whole time'

i love truck stops in winter bc i love a little good old fashioned reconnaissance. i’m at a wyoming truck stop eating taco bell with a bunch of random truckers discussing road conditions like we’re in a high fantasy tavern & inn and we’re warning each other about monsters and highway men. everyone talking about where we’re coming from and going to and how bad it’ll be getting there.

THE tallest man i’ve ever seen in real life just stopped me in the hallway by the coin operated laundry apropos of nothing and asked “which direction are you going?” i said east and he said “good” and walked away.

i caught up with him and asked why and he said “west’s no good right now. i just came from there.”

apparently a truck jackknifed and has traffic backed up ten miles but he sounded for all the world like he just found his village raised to the ground by an evil mage’s army