Sigh.

uhhhh littol marketable bag creechurs

say hi to purse pals!

they here to keep your stuff safe and they really passionate about it!!!

other basic info:

- shapes of purse and what they mean

- colors of purse

- cleaning of purse

hope we interested you in our product, and remember! dont put organics or alive beings into the purse since its body thinks its food and proceeds to digests it!

Meanwhile, in another Spider-Verse.... the cast of Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (in theaters now), swap voice roles in this hilarious web exclusive.

multi-national corps make big bucks selling merchandise with the orange&pink lesbian flag on it but the person who made it is currently HOMELESS.

emily gwen needs money. give them money. stop giving disney and faceless businesses who sell cheap, imported, low-quality crap produced with probably child or slave labour. give your money to emily gwen.

Female friend: So wait, why don't you just out some other clothes on? Are you like even trans or are you just gay? I mean like just asking or whatev lol

What I want to say -*Me: Well maybe if you listened to me then you would know why, having girl stuff is hard when your parents don't even give you a room of your own, put you wouldn't understand that would you?*

What I really said-"well, uuh, idk, maybe your right I guess, eh, stuff costs money you know? Heh, um, idk, not really shure what I'm talking about I guess....."

I'm telling ya, NO better time to back to future yourself then the 2000s lol, especially if you knew your stuff

lesbian velma is canon!

HIII

Heyyyyyyy

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#Werebackbaby!

Flatline in DC legends❤️‍🩹🗡

I hate how accurate this is, funny too lol

Being autistic is seeing everyone and being like friend!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDD meanwhile they have ill intent towards you and you have no idea

Man I know I'm bitching about this a lot but I think the complete degradation of the satire and edge of the fallout series over time makes me so mad. The first game literally has an occupying American soldier shooting a Canadian protester dead right there in the opening to let you know the game's stance towards the military and the US as a whole; it's a biting attack on the jingoistic, war-and-profit loving country the US was, rooted in reality. It immediately forces the player to recognize the US (especially in this setting) were not heroic, patriotic do-gooders, but violent, colonizing bastards who blew up the world over chasing a white-picket-fence dream. "War never changes" is about the futile nature of war, the repeating cycles of violence and corruption, the very principles of fighting your fellow man never changing over time. It is always abhorrent, it is always messy, it is always reprehensible, and it is always done for the self interest of the elite in some way. Men do not die for their country, they simply die. Contrasting that with the opening of Fallout 4, which seems to idolize the military and pre-war America, is fucking baffling. You have those white picket fences, those perfect nuclear families, and "war never changes" is stretched like an Animorph cover from a harsh condemnation of the violent cycles the world is put through to a patriotic, watered down idea that war is inevitable and so are heroes. There's no fucking edge to how Fallout 4 remembers the country that ended the world; it gleefully eats up the Americana iconography, sanding down every edge that could make the player even consider that the US in the world of Fallout is meant to be our US taken to a logical extreme, instead revelling in patriotic clothes and ideals and icons while the entire basis of the franchise was built on satirizing and critiquing that exact blind patriotism. It drives me insane that these two completely ideologically different games are under the same roof and that one of them fell for the exact propaganda the first game was satirizing in the first place.