Crying Laughing

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

you must stop immediately

omfg brad looking fondly at dana and rachel

david looking at brad

TRAMELL TILLMAN as SETH MILCHICK in Severance (season two).

the fact that I know exactly what this is talking about

FUCK

ok but me when i see holes in my friends’ clothes

i want to sew the buttons back onto his clothes when they fall off

You guys are breaking the skin?

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

Has anyone noticed heterosexual men don't like to carry umbrellas around??? Like. I think they think it threatens their masculinity or something. Which is hilarious. Let's discuss your masculinity when you're a sopping wet poor little meow meow

noooo fish!!! don’t you know it’s dangerous in there!!! you’ll be fried fish if you don’t escape the perils!!! the fries were fried there in the frier!!! the box!!!

this box is full of so many fries

I love fries, this is great

literally I love this they’re so creepy and guarded it’s grggrffererrskskksjjagaggaaha

for context for non-polish mythic quest fans, brad and anna literally spoke like they were characters in a novel all the fucking time. it was sophisticated and vaguely poetic. not casual language in the fucking slightest. it was lowkey jarring and made it sound quite unnatural like it was obvious that their dialogue wasn’t written by polish speakers but translated from english into polish instead? BUT tbh i loved it it just made me more insane about them. like they are such freaks.

OMG STOP IT HIS FLORAL SHIRT I PHYSICALLY CANNOT EVEN DEAL

guys I'm actually shaking