“I Read An Article About How Men In Their 40’s Struggle To Make Friends. Lowers Their Life Expectancy”

favorite doctor who quotes: 73/?

I just wanna put him in my pocket and carry him around with me wherever I go

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

LITERALLY WHAT WAS THIS LINGERING ASS STARE??????

TWEAKKKKK

devon: okay so we’re going to wake innie mark up for his third ever time being outside. cobel if you could just stand upstairs in the most menacing part of this room that’d be amazing

𝗱𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀/𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀; 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝟮.

Friendly reminder that 1200 calories is the recommended amount for a 5 year old

compilation of random screenshots/textposts i saved bc i thought were baksbee/braddavid coded (in no particular order)

STOP IT I CANT DEAL WITH THEM 😭😭😭

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