Shut Your Face Man-hoe

♡ Looking to join a fun LGBTQA+Freindly D&D (or other) group!

♡Name: Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III.

Oooorrrrr you can call me Sam ♡ pronouns: he/they

♡Age: 21

♡ About me: I was spawned and have lived my whole life in Kangaroo land (Aussie) I'm currently working full time as a nurse, my interests include: D&D, videogames, anime, movies/TV, [insert various degrees of nerd shit] if you hadn't noticed already I like to think myself to be a humorous individual, If I don't tell at least one joke a day I will probably die, but that doesn't mean I can't be serious! I love getting into a role from the most lawful of paladins to the edgeist of rogues. intresting facts about me...I can whistle almost any song, I will cry, a lot when a character dies (but feel free to kill them, its just me being an emotional idiot), I was once awarded by my school "most avid reader" which didn't exist before I was awarded it and I spent the award ceremony reading a book and almost missed my name (it was six of crows, im not putting that masterpiece of book down), I let my partner practice her make-up skills on me so I may come to a session looking like priscilla Queen of the desert. I once tried writing my own book when I was in highschool but after reading the first few chapters I picked it up, found a match and burnt it to cinders.

♡Preferred Game/Role: D&d but willing to learn any and all systems

♡ Availability: Wednesday and Thursdays

♡ Timezone: AEST - Queensland

Preferred Class: Any, seriously they're all fun!

♡ Preferred Gameplay: Role-playing for the win! Just ask my Partner AKA the cop pulling me over AAKA the pizza guy with a special delivery AAAKA teacher I'm asking for extra credit from

♡ Experience: a long time ago, in a galaxy pretty close by, I found something by the name of critical roll... so yeah much like most people I stumbled on a few podcasts and YouTube clips, I watched them for about a year before dipping my toes in myself, I have at this point played for 1 year and DMed several one-shots and short campaigns.

♡ What I like about TTRPG's: Simply put I love stories! I've adored them since I was young and borrowed every book I could in the library, played videogames for hours on end (one time I played a game so long the disc overheated and snapped), movies, tv, anime, cartoons, anything that can be absorbed and enjoyed I've tried to take part in it, and I find TTRPG's are the best place to make my own story. Roleplaying in character is sooooo much fun, talking to npcs and players get me swept away in the story, plus TTRPG's are a great place to make friends and socialise.

And now, the guilt trip

“I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy.”

— Tattletale

So Is anyone else a little worried about this?

Not even a few minutes of screentime and we are already seeing some extremely startling similarities between Homelander and Soldier boy

Lasering the person you loved/though you loved after finding out they had lied to you, Homelander with Madelyn and now SB with countess.

Both of these scenes in the exact same episode.

Either way, I'm very terrified about the implications and possibility that Butcher just released Homelander 1.0.

““I kept the peace in a wide area of the city after a devastating Endbringer attack, but do they call me Taylor the Peacekeeper? No. I spent years taking down villainous gangs in Chicago, but do they call me Taylor the Crime Fighter? No. I made durable suits, enough that they became standard-issue for the Protectorate, but do they call me Taylor the Tailor? No. But you shoot one toddler.”

— Taylor

I think the fact that some people are like: "Herogasm isn't that bad, kinda tame actually." Says more about us then the show itself

Mr. Compress: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that a sad moment…at all?

Shigaraki: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

Apex fans after season 5

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