I Always Liked To Imagine A Human Soundwave To Have Falconry Equipment 😌 I Couldn’t For The Life

I need to stop saying fuckass

Fuckass this fuckass that 🥀

Tfw yku go lookjng for a job and actually get hired

Anyone wanna join the people who talk to themselves club?

I do crowpea!!

Thats two members!

Uh, me too.

Woah, this club is growing so fast!!!!!!

I love photography, give me a camera andd ill go crazy insane and take photos of wverything

Gng i complained to my dad that i wish i was over 18 so that i could just drink a beer whenever and he showed me the beer he was holding and pointed to the text where it said “0.0 alcohol” and was like “do you wang a taste? It tastes like shit just so h know”

Why the hell is there jazz in my ears i did NOT add this to my playlist i say five secodns beforw rralizing that im listening to the fuckass spotify weekly discover

I fucking hate Starscreams design in tfp they did him so dirty idek what to point out bro its all bad his face his mouth his lack of a nose his freaky eyes his weird red antenna his bald head his grey ass body his fucking hands he has cunty heels but i dont like the shape it looks like a kindergarden chair dipped in grey paint his ugly shoulders his exposed organs lookin ahh stomach his weird ass knees?? The fuck are up w them anyways like literally his whole design pisses me off

Reasons why you shoyld be friends wuyh chefs:

1. Free leftover food

2. Cooking advice

3. Rattletuey friendship

4. Free leftover food

Posting 5 tumes in a few minutes they call me crazy in the head

Listening to hopelessly devoted to you from grease on the vinyl radio like an old man while reading fanfiction on my phone like a youngster call me everything everywhere all at once