Day 4 Of Valeriistars ‘s Art Week! Yk If Its Love And Support Its Them Team Ranchers

Some modern au for fem dabihawks weekend over on Twitter 🙏

Jimmy: The Ranchers are here, Scar!

Scar: Oh, the Ranchers! I wish I had a lighter

Jimmy: This man. Is he the man who burnt down- was he- did he burn down our ranch?

Tango: He burnt down a lot of things

Scar: At the end of the day, guys, I am the Rancher's biggest fan... even though I did burn the ranch down.

Jimmy: You made our lives hell.

THE FACT THAT MUMBO CUT OUT THAT LAST PART OUT OF HIS VIDEO- LMAO

lovely experience seeing both perspectives of trying to make this farm

Still not over that ending

[day 9] skizzleman i love you

OH MY GOD, HI!

Something small rn cause am gonna be busy with school

awoo!

EPISODE ONE, BEGIN

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Grian: Welcome

Grian: to Double Life²

Grian: a return to a tried and true format of season 3.

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Grian: That's right, we're doubling down on Double Life! You will be randomly assigned a soulmate you will share your healthbar with.

Grian: But this time we have taken measures to ensure the game doesn't end at record speeds.

Bdubs: Are you finally letting us sleep through the night?

Tango: Did the amount of hearts get doubled?

Scott: Did you realize the mechanic itself is broken?

Grian: No, don't be silly.

Grian: We are adding more people to the roster! They may not be new to this in general, but only now will they get the chance to find true love.

Skizz: BOO YAH! I'm single and ready to mingle!

Lizzie: True love, eh? An intriguing concept, but I'll need more evidence to truly believe it.

Joel: Lizzie pLEASE

Grian: not to mention-

Grian: -a certain mysterious duo will be joining us for the very first time!

Grian: Give it up for---!

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(The 2 people who get the most votes will be added to the fan session!

This vote features the combined 5 top voted for Traffic SMP wishlist candidates from my own and ethtyn's polls. It will be deleted after it's finished and the next update is drawn)

HAPPY PRIDE!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

RENDOG: Yeah, I mean, apparently I'm Doc's wife, yknow-I mean husband. *Nervous Laughter* Apparently I'm Doc's husband. I'm not entirely sure when this has happened but, y'know, it's fine, I'm going with it, happy pride! *Laughter*

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