I Don’t Think 2025s Orange Has Good Shoe Laces.

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4 years ago

So I have decided that god will die

4 years ago

*Sweats* well that’s one way to go around a divorce

A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?”

The man stammered, “Yes.”

Bang!  The robber shoots him.

He then turns the gun on the married couple next in line, points the gun at the wife and demands, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The wife quickly responds, “No….but my husband did!”

4 years ago

Is anybody up for giving me their kneecaps I need bowls


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4 years ago

Don’t, stop, my secret

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4 years ago

U ever wanna cook a pop-tart in the oven... still in the package.


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4 years ago

That’s a lot of birds

Running with the pheasants

(via)


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4 years ago

It’s silent???

gonna start using salmons as the correct plural the way the gods intended


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5 years ago

Endeavor named himself try hard

(Has this been discussed idk and I don’t care)

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6 months ago

Someone start the Apocalypse, which ever one you can. Just start it.


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The laws of the physical plan no longer hold my soul I will feast one day

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