I Want To See Grill The Grid Teams. I Want Dodegball. I Want Scavenger Hunts. I Would Pay Good Fucking

i want to see grill the grid teams. i want dodegball. i want scavenger hunts. i would pay good fucking money to watch them try to get out of an escape room. i would pay more money to watch lando change a lightbulb. i would pay even more if he has to do it blindfolded with only george's instructions.

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