Love Writing. Writing Is Awesome. It’s A Shame That It Involves Writing Though

look up hornstappen you might enjoy it 🫣

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I mean, I'll put my eyeballs on anything once.

and y'know, I don't hate the hornstappen tag...

I'm still more of a hornywolff girlie in my soul, but idk, I kinda ship Max with literally everyone so I will keep my eyes on it 👀

how do people not love f1 it’s a bunch of cringe twinks being embarrassing about each other

As a queer woman, my main issue is people assuming I like the drivers because I find them attractive and I want them to fuck me. No babe. I want to fuck the drivers, babe. Bend over babygirl

what does mclaren put in the water to produce these homoerotic driver pairings

a compilation of max interrupting christian's interviews to get his post race hug -- and the one time christian does the same 🥰

checo when he’s forced to share another podium with max and charles

crawling out from the void of writing for my career to toss this silly thing out into the aether. I had a free few moments while waiting for my laundry to be done and I let my brain rot take over.

bodyguard!Nando anyone?

do I find myself funny? yes and that's all that matters.

one day I might have enough time to dedicate actual brain power to this strollonso!bodyguard au that is rotting the darkest corners of my brain.

the way Lando was given the babies to fawn over and nurture and Oscar was given the seniors and special needs dogs to be calm and gentle with

parents landoscar night times are canonically Lando as the "oh! you're so good!! brushed your teeth without me even asking!" parent and Oscar as the "hey, hey shhh I'm here, baby… monster can't get you, okay? it was just a nightmare!" parent

smth to do with Lando thriving on positive reinforcement and Oscar thriving on stability and reassurance